My tesosterone production just took a dive

pauldun170 · 11-21-2008, 04:54 PM

after close to 10 years of service, I finally gave up on my 95 ProbeGT.
So I went out and did the unthinkable.
I bought a fucking Camry.

The rationale being that it's just a station car and I'll be getting a new bike in 20010\2011 and with the wifes opinion of the bike and 2 kids, getting a sports car or muscle car (or any type of flashy car) may cause problems when it's time to replace the Ninja. ("Your bike runs fine and you already have a sports car....let's use the money to go to Disney)

so now in my driveway I have the Mazda6 wagon and 2002 Camry LE 5spd.

Mini review

holy crap this is the dullest car I have ever owned. It sucks every ounce of driving pleasure out of you and I don't think I'll ever earn a speeding ticket driving this thing. the radio is too high up on the dashboard, the steering is numb and lifeless and the seats suck compared to the Probe and Mazda. The engine has decent enough "pep" around town and as long as you don't exceed 5K does alright. No point past 5K as it runs out of steam. The brakes are mushy, handling is 90's Buick. Decent enough room all around, though the wife feels that it will be to awkward for her to work the clutch (she has freakishly long legs at 6'2).

Why this thing sold well back in it's day is proof that Americans hate driving.

I have effectively removed a testicle to ensure a smooth transaction when new bike time comes around.

"Look dear...I bought a Camry because I'm thinking of the family!!!"
Look at all the room...if need be I can move the car seats into here and the fuel economy is great!! It's a Camry so it will last a long time!!!"

So now it's too cold to ride weekend mornings and I'm driving a fucking Toyota that will bore me to death for the next decade.

Let this be a warning for you young-ins....
Be prepared to pick your battles.

smileyman · 11-21-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

after close to 10 years of service, I finally gave up on my 95 ProbeGT.
So I went out and did the unthinkable.
I bought a fucking Camry.

The rationale being that it's just a station car and I'll be getting a new bike in 20010\2011 and with the wifes opinion of the bike and 2 kids, getting a sports car or muscle car (or any type of flashy car) may cause problems when it's time to replace the Ninja. ("Your bike runs fine and you already have a sports car....let's use the money to go to Disney)

so now in my driveway I have the Mazda6 wagon and 2002 Camry LE 5spd.

Mini review

holy crap this is the dullest car I have ever owned. It sucks every ounce of driving pleasure out of you and I don't think I'll ever earn a speeding ticket driving this thing. the radio is too high up on the dashboard, the steering is numb and lifeless and the seats suck compared to the Probe and Mazda. The engine has decent enough "pep" around town and as long as you don't exceed 5K does alright. No point past 5K as it runs out of steam. The brakes are mushy, handling is 90's Buick. Decent enough room all around, though the wife feels that it will be to awkward for her to work the clutch (she has freakishly long legs at 6'2).

Why this thing sold well back in it's day is proof that Americans hate driving.

I have effectively removed a testicle to ensure a smooth transaction when new bike time comes around.

"Look dear...I bought a Camry because I'm thinking of the family!!!"
Look at all the room...if need be I can move the car seats into here and the fuel economy is great!! It's a Camry so it will last a long time!!!"

So now it's too cold to ride weekend mornings and I'm driving a fucking Toyota that will bore me to death for the next decade.

Let this be a warning for you young-ins....
Be prepared to pick your battles.

Must balance the transportation formula by purchasing 150 hp liter bike stat!

Archren · 11-21-2008, 05:15 PM

Poor Paul... but hey.. maybe you'll get a nice, shiny new bike for your sacrifice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman

Must balance the transportation formula by purchasing 150 hp liter bike stat!

150hp? Why sell yourself short?

smileyman · 11-21-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archren

Poor Paul... but hey.. maybe you'll get a nice, shiny new bike for your sacrifice.

150hp? Why sell yourself short?

Starting point only. Any more and he would risk shock from the transition...

JARVIS518 · 11-21-2008, 05:20 PM

i use to have a probe GT it was a fun snappy car
til i rolled it 3 times

Rue · 11-21-2008, 06:00 PM

I see your Camry... and I raise you one 2002 Chevy Blazer.

I have no freakin sympathy dude.... but I'm hoping my Jag gets built in the next 10 years. He got his Model A.

There are confused people right now.

VatorMan · 11-21-2008, 06:56 PM

Probe GT? Wasn't that high to begin with.

fnfalman · 11-21-2008, 07:30 PM

Your Camry is probably faster than that rebadged Mazda anyway.

Dave · 11-21-2008, 07:41 PM

90s buick? my 90's buick would smoke your camry!

pauldun170 · 11-21-2008, 09:09 PM

I wouldn't care if it did 13 in the 1/4....it's a boring appliance, and no a 4banger Camry is not faster than Anal ProbeGT. Even if it was at least the anal probe GT with latex glove could handle.

Screw your buick!!! It's in the same league as a Camry

11-21-2008, 04:54 PM	#1
pauldun170 Serious Business Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New York Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr Posts: 9,723	My tesosterone production just took a dive after close to 10 years of service, I finally gave up on my 95 ProbeGT. So I went out and did the unthinkable. I bought a fucking Camry. The rationale being that it's just a station car and I'll be getting a new bike in 20010\2011 and with the wifes opinion of the bike and 2 kids, getting a sports car or muscle car (or any type of flashy car) may cause problems when it's time to replace the Ninja. ("Your bike runs fine and you already have a sports car....let's use the money to go to Disney) so now in my driveway I have the Mazda6 wagon and 2002 Camry LE 5spd. Mini review holy crap this is the dullest car I have ever owned. It sucks every ounce of driving pleasure out of you and I don't think I'll ever earn a speeding ticket driving this thing. the radio is too high up on the dashboard, the steering is numb and lifeless and the seats suck compared to the Probe and Mazda. The engine has decent enough "pep" around town and as long as you don't exceed 5K does alright. No point past 5K as it runs out of steam. The brakes are mushy, handling is 90's Buick. Decent enough room all around, though the wife feels that it will be to awkward for her to work the clutch (she has freakishly long legs at 6'2). Why this thing sold well back in it's day is proof that Americans hate driving. I have effectively removed a testicle to ensure a smooth transaction when new bike time comes around. "Look dear...I bought a Camry because I'm thinking of the family!!!" Look at all the room...if need be I can move the car seats into here and the fuel economy is great!! It's a Camry so it will last a long time!!!" So now it's too cold to ride weekend mornings and I'm driving a fucking Toyota that will bore me to death for the next decade. Let this be a warning for you young-ins.... Be prepared to pick your battles.

11-21-2008, 06:00 PM	#6
Rue Street Stunter Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scottsbluff, NE Moto: SV650 Posts: 51	I see your Camry... and I raise you one 2002 Chevy Blazer. I have no freakin sympathy dude.... but I'm hoping my Jag gets built in the next 10 years. He got his Model A. There are confused people right now. __________________ I'm not fluent in idiot...could you please speak more slowly

11-21-2008, 07:30 PM	#8
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	Your Camry is probably faster than that rebadged Mazda anyway. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

11-21-2008, 07:41 PM	#9
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	90s buick? my 90's buick would smoke your camry! __________________ TWF Post whore #6

11-21-2008, 05:20 PM	#5
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	i use to have a probe GT it was a fun snappy car til i rolled it 3 times

11-21-2008, 06:56 PM	#7
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	Probe GT? Wasn't that high to begin with.

11-21-2008, 09:09 PM	#10
pauldun170 Serious Business Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New York Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr Posts: 9,723	I wouldn't care if it did 13 in the 1/4....it's a boring appliance, and no a 4banger Camry is not faster than Anal ProbeGT. Even if it was at least the anal probe GT with latex glove could handle. Screw your buick!!! It's in the same league as a Camry