12-09-2010, 11:50 AM | #1 |
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Constipated with diarrhea...
FML...
Just thought I'd share... I am constipated, but I have that burning in my bowels that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night causing me to spray the toilet bowl... I've pooped 4 times today, diarrhea each time... and yet I always feel like I still have a lot more pooping to do when I'm done. Enjoy your day. |
12-09-2010, 11:51 AM | #2 |
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Woot. Don't blow your bowels out your anus trying to clear yourself out
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12-09-2010, 12:29 PM | #3 |
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yuck
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12-09-2010, 12:33 PM | #4 |
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have a bran muffin for breakfast, then you'll know the pipes are empty by lunch. then start eating cheese with lunch and dinner. LOL
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12-09-2010, 12:42 PM | #5 |
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When you have IBS. Then you can complain..
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12-09-2010, 12:46 PM | #6 |
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Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.
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12-09-2010, 12:47 PM | #7 | |
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Quote:
When I read the title, that;s the 1st thing i thought too.
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12-09-2010, 12:49 PM | #8 |
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12-09-2010, 01:07 PM | #9 |
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Ah, Round up all the old farts in a thread about going to the bathroom...
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12-09-2010, 01:17 PM | #10 |
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Time for a good home enema
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