01-30-2009, 10:09 AM | #1 |
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Uh-oh...women trying to kill you and you won't go blind..
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01-30-2009, 10:22 AM | #2 | |
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If the whole more sex = higher risk of prostate cancer.. that would be poetic justice for me. My ex was so sexually active in his 20's/30's, I wouldn't be surprised if his prostate didn't jump out of his ass and eat his head.
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01-30-2009, 11:18 AM | #3 |
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Like sticky tires, you got em - use up up having fun! Who cares how you go just live loud until you do!
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01-30-2009, 04:51 PM | #4 |
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But wait, they said if you didn't drain your prostate regularly you'd get cancer?! So sex is bad, we should beat off instead? A fucking woman did this study, didn't she?
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01-30-2009, 04:52 PM | #5 |
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I'd lay money against the "fucking" part...
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01-30-2009, 04:53 PM | #6 |
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Blindess or prostrate cancer, your choice. I will risk it and go for BOTH!
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01-30-2009, 05:33 PM | #7 |
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Or fight back
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01-30-2009, 07:02 PM | #8 |
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01-30-2009, 07:03 PM | #9 |
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01-30-2009, 07:05 PM | #10 |
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nah, a fat, ugle, extremely unattractive woman would be doing anything to get laid... this is a hot woman who thinks she's God's gift.
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