Speaking of gangs

karl_1052 · 11-10-2009, 12:49 PM

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/grp/1450442407.html

Looking for 8 other "Dark Riders" (Tallahassee)

Date: 2009-11-03, 8:44PM EST
Reply to: comm-zyaqf-1450442407@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm looking for 8 (eight) other motorcycle riders to start a bike clan.
We will be known as "The Nazgûl"

It doesn't really matter what kind of bike you have or what color it is. Black is preferred though.
However "The Nazgûl" does not accept scooter riders. Tough luck. Go start a hobbit clan with your little scooters.

Duties include: Wearing black cloaks wherever we ride; Exuding an aura of death to all nearby vehicles on the road.

Optional duties include: Whispering "Shire... Baggins..." to any nearby pedestrians when stopped at a red light, replacing your horn with a loud screech that induces fear and hopelessness, and equipping yourself with a sword (I have a broadsword. It's no Morgul blade, but hey, it works.).

We won't ever ride in the rain, because the dark riders don't like water; its also a safety concern.

I myself, have a black gsxr 600 and been riding for about 13 months. I don't have a cloak yet, but If I get enough of you nerds together, then I'll make one.

As far as choosing our "Witch-King", I think we should vote based on a combination of who has the most wicked bike and who gets into character the best.
"DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT, OLD MAN?!"

But BEWARE! For the Witch-King cannot be slain by the likes of any mortal man; however it is possible that a woman in her Mitsubishi Eclipse, who happens to be texting her BFF, may not see you when she rear-ends you...

tommymac · 11-10-2009, 12:57 PM

uhmmm okay. Sounds like he needs to get out more, or kept away from others for that matter

Tom

marko138 · 11-10-2009, 01:24 PM

Mikey · 11-10-2009, 02:16 PM

the chi · 11-10-2009, 03:11 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Sadly, I know people who do this kinda thing and take it seriously.

Trip · 11-10-2009, 03:13 PM

If I was in Tallahassee I would so join.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi

Sadly, I know people who do this kinda thing and take it seriously.

You mean people with LoR tattoos?

Rider · 11-10-2009, 03:14 PM

What a fucking loser.

azoomm · 11-10-2009, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

If I was in Tallahassee I would so join.

Totally!!! Epic Awesomeness...

Tsunami · 11-10-2009, 03:59 PM

Thats hilarious!

I want to be in his bike clan and where a cool cape!

Smittie61984 · 11-10-2009, 05:41 PM

I wonder if they plan to do motorcycle jousting. If so I'm in!!!

11-10-2009, 12:49 PM	#1
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Speaking of gangs http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/grp/1450442407.html Looking for 8 other "Dark Riders" (Tallahassee) Date: 2009-11-03, 8:44PM EST Reply to: comm-zyaqf-1450442407@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I'm looking for 8 (eight) other motorcycle riders to start a bike clan. We will be known as "The Nazgûl" It doesn't really matter what kind of bike you have or what color it is. Black is preferred though. However "The Nazgûl" does not accept scooter riders. Tough luck. Go start a hobbit clan with your little scooters. Duties include: Wearing black cloaks wherever we ride; Exuding an aura of death to all nearby vehicles on the road. Optional duties include: Whispering "Shire... Baggins..." to any nearby pedestrians when stopped at a red light, replacing your horn with a loud screech that induces fear and hopelessness, and equipping yourself with a sword (I have a broadsword. It's no Morgul blade, but hey, it works.). We won't ever ride in the rain, because the dark riders don't like water; its also a safety concern. I myself, have a black gsxr 600 and been riding for about 13 months. I don't have a cloak yet, but If I get enough of you nerds together, then I'll make one. As far as choosing our "Witch-King", I think we should vote based on a combination of who has the most wicked bike and who gets into character the best. "DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT, OLD MAN?!" But BEWARE! For the Witch-King cannot be slain by the likes of any mortal man; however it is possible that a woman in her Mitsubishi Eclipse, who happens to be texting her BFF, may not see you when she rear-ends you... __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

11-10-2009, 02:16 PM	#4
Mikey Raving Lunatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas Moto: Concours 14 ABS, ZX6E Posts: 902	__________________ Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

11-10-2009, 05:41 PM	#10
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I wonder if they plan to do motorcycle jousting. If so I'm in!!! __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

11-10-2009, 12:57 PM	#2
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	uhmmm okay. Sounds like he needs to get out more, or kept away from others for that matter Tom

11-10-2009, 03:14 PM	#7
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	What a fucking loser.

11-10-2009, 03:59 PM	#9
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	Thats hilarious! I want to be in his bike clan and where a cool cape!