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Old 05-09-2012, 01:32 PM   #1
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Old 05-09-2012, 01:50 PM   #2
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I'm blind after just catching the title. You bastard.
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Old 05-09-2012, 01:53 PM   #3
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Her fiancee should get his ass beat just for encouraging that. Surprised shes not completley bed ridden like many of the other jabba the hutt wannabes that have to be carted out of their homes and to the hospital on a flatbed truck.
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I literally jumped in my chair when I saw 30,000 calories. Holy shit. How is that even possible???
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I literally jumped in my chair when I saw 30,000 calories. Holy shit. How is that even possible???
When I was playing football I was takin gin 5-7K calories a day trying to gain some weight and that was not easy and I was using supliments.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:07 PM   #7
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When I was playing football I was takin gin 5-7K calories a day trying to gain some weight and that was not easy and I was using supliments.
When Manny Paquiao is training for a fight, he eats 9,000 a day. But athletes can with no problem, the they're so active, and the muscle needs fuel. But theres a major difference between the 10 Big Macs she is eating and the chicken and rice he is eating. My buddy was trying to gain weight and was taking a mass builder after workouts. The shit came in a bag as big as a dog food bag, and the scoop looked like a big laundry detergent scooper. And he has to use TWO of those giving scoops. It was literally like sludge and had 2000 calories and a couple hundred g of protein in a glass.

But theres still a major difference from 5-7k and 30k.
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When Manny Paquiao is training for a fight, he eats 9,000 a day. But athletes can with no problem, the they're so active, and the muscle needs fuel. But theres a major difference between the 10 Big Macs she is eating and the chicken and rice he is eating. My buddy was trying to gain weight and was taking a mass builder after workouts. The shit came in a bag as big as a dog food bag, and the scoop looked like a big laundry detergent scooper. And he has to use TWO of those giving scoops. It was literally like sludge and had 2000 calories and a couple hundred g of protein in a glass.

But theres still a major difference from 5-7k and 30k.
I was there with those shakes and powders. But I was also lifting real heavy 4-5 times a week and doing cardio and speed training almost every day. Granted I wasnt in th eshape Paquanio was in but it was the same idea. We were burning/using all the calories we were taking in, and was much better quality than what this slob is taking in.
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:46 PM   #9
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For the Southpark fans...She's not fat, she's beefcake.
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