Pick up lines

racedoll · 01-10-2010, 08:54 AM

A friend of mine was being goofy the other day at work and used a couple pick up lines. One was really good, the other I would have smacked him if he would have really tried to use it.

Without giving all them away, what are your favorite pick up lines?

EpyonXero · 01-10-2010, 09:25 AM

I wanna hear the one that worked.

Dave · 01-10-2010, 09:34 AM

this airforce milf im friends with is rather fond of the old ''nice shoes, wanna fuck?''

goof2 · 01-10-2010, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

I wanna hear the one that worked.

Same here, the ones that I know would be reliably ineffective if I used them. Rather than use lines I just talk.

Dave · 01-10-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by goof2

Same here, the ones that I know would be reliably ineffective if I used them. Rather than use lines I just talk.

exactly, if you can throw her for a loop in the first sentance you can almost always get a decent convo going. Asking a girl how big the couch in the ladies room is usually has some interesting results

G-Rex · 01-10-2010, 11:56 AM

This one worked for me.

"Hi."

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rex

This one worked for me.

"Hi."

Seems to have worked for me this past weekend, too.

Dave · 01-10-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Seems to have worked for me this past weekend, too.

yeah cap! sooo pics?

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 12:51 PM

"Excuse me, could you hold on a second? I just want to get a better look at the goods! Beautiful!"

Cheesy, yet strangely effective. Works best if you've noticed the girl checking you out and especially if she and her friends have done a couple fly byes trying to get your attention. You lightly grab her hand and deliver the line with a grin (not a leer) while obviously looking her over without pausing too long over the obvious parts. I always open with a compliment of some kind and explain that , "I would never forgive myself if I went home tonight without at least talking to you and finding out what kind of person lives beneath that beautiful shell."

Amorok · 01-10-2010, 12:56 PM

Mine was always "Hi, you're really attractive and I'd like to talk to you for a minute, what are you drinking?"

01-10-2010, 08:54 AM	#1
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Pick up lines A friend of mine was being goofy the other day at work and used a couple pick up lines. One was really good, the other I would have smacked him if he would have really tried to use it. Without giving all them away, what are your favorite pick up lines?

01-10-2010, 11:56 AM	#6
G-Rex Where to next? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OK to the C Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT Posts: 1,333	This one worked for me. "Hi." __________________

01-10-2010, 12:56 PM	#10
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Mine was always "Hi, you're really attractive and I'd like to talk to you for a minute, what are you drinking?" __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

01-10-2010, 09:25 AM	#2
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	I wanna hear the one that worked.

01-10-2010, 09:34 AM	#3
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	this airforce milf im friends with is rather fond of the old ''nice shoes, wanna fuck?''

01-10-2010, 12:51 PM	#9
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	"Excuse me, could you hold on a second? I just want to get a better look at the goods! Beautiful!" Cheesy, yet strangely effective. Works best if you've noticed the girl checking you out and especially if she and her friends have done a couple fly byes trying to get your attention. You lightly grab her hand and deliver the line with a grin (not a leer) while obviously looking her over without pausing too long over the obvious parts. I always open with a compliment of some kind and explain that , "I would never forgive myself if I went home tonight without at least talking to you and finding out what kind of person lives beneath that beautiful shell."