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I am a farter....let 'er rip! 8 27.59%
Buuuurrrrrp! 2 6.90%
Fart fart burp fart burp burp! 13 44.83%
Tater's whore of an ex wife once burped and farted on me. 6 20.69%
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:13 PM   #1
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Are you a farter, a burper, or a mixture of the two?
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:14 PM   #2
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I run 87 octane in the bike. I will not comment on your question.

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Old 11-18-2009, 03:15 PM   #3
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Mixture.
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:22 PM   #4
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I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me.
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:24 PM   #5
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I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me.
So itds safe to say you can fart with the best of em.

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Old 11-18-2009, 03:35 PM   #6
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So itds safe to say you can fart with the best of em.

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Well it's gotta come out SOMEHOW!
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:00 PM   #7
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Voted for the 3rd option.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:05 PM   #8
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Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

*fart*

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Old 11-18-2009, 04:45 PM   #9
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I am a BELCHER!

I do occasioanlly fart, but it rarely makes noise or stinks.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:09 PM   #10
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I do occasioanlly fart, but it rarely makes noise or stinks.
No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

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