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Old 12-07-2009, 12:34 AM   #1
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Default I hate automatic flush toilets!!!

You can't do a courtesy flush.

It flushes on its own when you're not done and splash water on your ass.

WTF, over?
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:37 AM   #2
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:14 AM   #3
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:27 AM   #4
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Wet ass is in the suck catagory.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:30 AM   #5
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so are you mad because you "can't" do a courtesy flush or because the toilet picks the time to do it and surprises you? LOL
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:09 AM   #6
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so are you mad because you "can't" do a courtesy flush or because the toilet picks the time to do it and surprises you? LOL
Correct.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:14 AM   #7
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
Yep...one of the first things I look for before I sit down...well after confirming there is toilet paper and the toilet area itself isn't a pigsty.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:27 AM   #8
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:29 AM   #9
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:31 AM   #10
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Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.
Rarely, I'll wait if I can, but If I can't, it's a stack of TP on the seat 5 layers thick.
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