Drinking with Brett Michaels

NONE_too_SOFT · 08-15-2008, 01:13 PM

yep. For some reason he was at the bar i went to last night (fucking ten dollar cover for this jerk off, pshhh). So after he is done playing the last song, the only song i was actually there for, he starts signing autographs and everything. Well eventually him and his posse meander over to the bar where me and my friends were hanging out. My best friends sister is smoking hot, and we were talking hanging out all night, and brett decides to come over and say hi. First off, this chick is not only hot, she's hilarious. She has the same personality as me, pretty much says whatever is on her mind regardless of company. Well he comes over and positions himself between me and her, and she proceeds to just make this guy look like an ass. First she asks who he was and why he just stepped in front of me. He explains, and she goes "oh you're on that show flavor of love, right". hah! im dying laughing. He apologizes for cutting me off and offers to buy some drinks (cept he wasnt buying them, he was getting them for free). Cool, a couple margaritas later and Im trying to convince the lead singer of poison to take off his hat and let me wear it for a little bit. he wasnt having any of it. "this hat is part of my image" is his mentality. whatever. So then i get into an (unnecessarily long) conversation about how he takes care of his hair. Oh my god. Nod and agree, nod and agree... Another margarita later (granted, i was pounding these things, which werent very big to begin with) and I'm singing the lyrics to "talk dirty to me" with him. well i was screaming them.

he leaves soon after announcing over enthusiastically that he has to get back to his suite for the after party, which he had invited my friends sister too, and she laughingly declined. exit brett Michaels. Fun ass night.

Trip · 08-15-2008, 01:26 PM

Wow what a douche bag, you should of recorded some of this shit on your phone.

Rider · 08-15-2008, 01:28 PM

You should have asked to see his bald ass head under that bandanna he always wears.

NEW469 · 08-15-2008, 01:40 PM

Pix of this hot babe?

the chi · 08-15-2008, 02:52 PM

i give, who is brett michaels?

Trip · 08-15-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae

i give, who is brett michaels?

maybe lead singer of Poison??? hmmmm...

I got a feeling Rae would dump us at Indy for Bret.

Rider · 08-15-2008, 02:57 PM

The lead singer of the 80 glam band Poison.

BTW you know what GLAM stands for?

Gay L.A. Metal

the chi · 08-15-2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

maybe lead singer of Poison??? hmmmm...

I got a feeling Rae would dump us at Indy for Bret.

i think youre wrong...i googled him...he looks like a pretty boy...any man that looks prettier than a girl concerns me, and the pretty ones always get me in trouble...you guys are stuck with me!

itgirl · 08-15-2008, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rae

i give, who is brett michaels?

LOL!! i can't believe you don't know who brett michaels is! you're young though, so i'll overlook that.

doesn't he have a big dick? he made a sex tape w/pam anderson as well, right? or am i confusing him with tommy lee? damn 80s hair bands, all the same.

i think long hair on guys is kinda gay. not something everyone can pull off. he needs to update his look a bit. get outta the 80s for once.

Rider · 08-15-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by itgirl

LOL!! i can't believe you don't know who brett michaels is! you're young though, so i'll overlook that.

doesn't he have a big dick? he made a sex tape w/pam anderson as well, right? or am i confusing him with tommy lee? damn 80s hair bands, all the same.

i think long hair on guys is kinda gay. not something everyone can pull off. he needs to update his look a bit. get outta the 80s for once.

They both made one with her.. TL is the one with the salami though.

08-15-2008, 01:13 PM	#1
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	Drinking with Brett Michaels yep. For some reason he was at the bar i went to last night (fucking ten dollar cover for this jerk off, pshhh). So after he is done playing the last song, the only song i was actually there for, he starts signing autographs and everything. Well eventually him and his posse meander over to the bar where me and my friends were hanging out. My best friends sister is smoking hot, and we were talking hanging out all night, and brett decides to come over and say hi. First off, this chick is not only hot, she's hilarious. She has the same personality as me, pretty much says whatever is on her mind regardless of company. Well he comes over and positions himself between me and her, and she proceeds to just make this guy look like an ass. First she asks who he was and why he just stepped in front of me. He explains, and she goes "oh you're on that show flavor of love, right". hah! im dying laughing. He apologizes for cutting me off and offers to buy some drinks (cept he wasnt buying them, he was getting them for free). Cool, a couple margaritas later and Im trying to convince the lead singer of poison to take off his hat and let me wear it for a little bit. he wasnt having any of it. "this hat is part of my image" is his mentality. whatever. So then i get into an (unnecessarily long) conversation about how he takes care of his hair. Oh my god. Nod and agree, nod and agree... Another margarita later (granted, i was pounding these things, which werent very big to begin with) and I'm singing the lyrics to "talk dirty to me" with him. well i was screaming them. he leaves soon after announcing over enthusiastically that he has to get back to his suite for the after party, which he had invited my friends sister too, and she laughingly declined. exit brett Michaels. Fun ass night.

08-15-2008, 01:28 PM	#3
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	You should have asked to see his bald ass head under that bandanna he always wears.

08-15-2008, 01:40 PM	#4
NEW469 Street Stunter Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61	Pix of this hot babe?

08-15-2008, 02:57 PM	#7
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	The lead singer of the 80 glam band Poison. BTW you know what GLAM stands for? Gay L.A. Metal