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Old 05-21-2011, 09:04 PM   #1
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Seriously screw you all, learn to drive, the parking lot isn't a free for all there are rules to driving. To the dude that designed the parking lot, I hope I meet you in a dark dimly lit alley some day. Go learn how to design a parking lot that is big enough to accommodate the expected number if cars.

I hate everything about this place, the people three parking, walking through crowds that won't move. Screw you all.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:16 PM   #2
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No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs.

You got what you had coming. You should know better.

People; large groups.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:17 PM   #3
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Did you carry your purse with you at the mall?
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:29 PM   #4
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:13 AM   #5
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I like how narrow the parking spots are.
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:13 AM   #6
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I seriously totally understand why people go crazy and shoot crowds at the mall. Its totally justifiable in my opinion.

So I go to the mall to dave and busters for dinner with some friends, and nearly get hit a dozen times looking for a parking spot, then I had to park over a mile away because there isnt nearly enough parking in the place. But there are wide open swaths of empty space where no cars are parked because they are reserved for the valet service ($10). Literally hundreds of empty parking spaces and everywhere else people are fighting over crappy parking spaces in parking lots across the street in a different strip mall.
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:15 AM   #7
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You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?
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No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs.

You got what you had coming. You should know better.

People; large groups.
it's sad but I must agree with this. Well maybe not the opening fu but otherwise yeah.
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Old 05-23-2011, 01:02 PM   #10
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