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Old 07-12-2011, 12:45 PM   #1
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we pulled up ot a light one time last summer and this dude was there on a custom bike... pretty sick ride... obviously BOUGHT not BUILT... none the less a sick bike... My brother gives the guy a nod and say "man that bike is AMAZING" the bastard had the balls to say "I wish i could say the same... when are you going to get a mans bike"?... my brother got off his sporty... pulled the guys key out of the side of the battery box they where dangling (as the rider leaned back shielding his face) and chucked them into a field next to the road... at this point all 8 of us where laughing so hard... then the best quote... "hey at least mine is running" and off we went... i wonder how it felt to have piss in his chaps! haha ha
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that forum loads slower than frozen shit going through a strainer. How appropriate.
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Old 07-12-2011, 01:57 PM   #3
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that forum loads slower than frozen shit going through a strainer. How appropriate.
its the sportster of forums
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:01 PM   #4
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:09 PM   #5
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Some of those commentaries are prety funny. I like one who said you shoulnt talk back if he looks like a 1%er.

my best was one guy called my aprilia a rice rocket and had ot correct him that its Italian
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:59 PM   #6
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Some of those commentaries are prety funny. I like one who said you shoulnt talk back if he looks like a 1%er.

my best was one guy called my aprilia a rice rocket and had ot correct him that its Italian
so is it a pasta rocket?
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Rangerscott is awarded 1000000000 internets and officially wins the thread.
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