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Old 04-18-2008, 10:58 AM   #1
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Since the zombie thread was so much fun, I decided to start another thread totally devoted to types of apocalypses and their strategies to surviving them.

How do you think the world will end?

Jesus come takes the christians to heaven and then the Devil fucks shit up?

OSP's zombies?

Alien attack?

Personally I think we are going to get fucked up by a comet or asteroid and we all die out that way.
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Old 04-18-2008, 10:59 AM   #2
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When the sun burns out.
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:02 AM   #3
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Since the zombie thread was so much fun, I decided to start another thread totally devoted to types of apocalypses and their strategies to surviving them.

How do you think the world will end?

Jesus come takes the christians to heaven and then the Devil fucks shit up?

OSP's zombies?

Alien attack?

Personally I think we are going to get fucked up by a comet or asteroid and we all die out that way.
I think the comet theory is probably the most realistic... Here's an interesting theory: http://www.survive2012.com/geryl1.php

Maybe I'll ask my mom tonight... She's a Christian and has mentioned to me before some of the signs are already here... She'll enjoy telling me about it either way...

I fantasize about zombies though... not in a sexual way... Yeah, it's still sick and fucked up, but that's how I want it to go down... Cause with zombies at least if I get killed, I'll be able to come back and kill a bunch of other motherfuckers too...

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That'll only be in about 5 billion years...
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:05 AM   #4
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Since the zombie thread was so much fun, I decided to start another thread totally devoted to types of apocalypses and their strategies to surviving them.

How do you think the world will end?

Jesus come takes the christians to heaven and then the Devil fucks shit up?

OSP's zombies?

Alien attack?

Personally I think we are going to get fucked up by a comet or asteroid and we all die out that way.
Leave it to an engineer!!

I dunno, i know the Christians are sure its already starting...but I just have no idea...if we are all going to hell, I want adjoining rooms with Mari and I'll share my handbasket tho!!!
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:08 AM   #5
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Leave it to an engineer!!

I dunno, i know the Christians are sure its already starting...but I just have no idea...if we are all going to hell, I want adjoining rooms with Mari and I'll share my handbasket tho!!!
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:13 AM   #6
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What's interesting is Catholics don't believe in the same type of rapture like the Evangelicals do. Christians aren't just going to disappear one day. That theory is not even 200 years old. So I don't think it will happen that way at all.
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I vote either a comet or nuclear war.
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What's interesting is Catholics don't believe in the same type of rapture like the Evangelicals do. Christians aren't just going to disappear one day. That theory is not even 200 years old. So I don't think it will happen that way at all.
I just hope and pray for zombies.
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:21 AM   #9
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We(Americans) will kill each other when our economy breaks down and anarchy will ensue. We will become just like the movie road warrior where gasoline is the most precious commodity. We are slowly becoming a 3rd world country and that will be our demise. We are a country of excess AND we are greedy son of a bitches.

We farm out jobs out to foreign countries and purchase foreign made products all for the mighty dollar. You want to help this country out, buy American made products. If you cant afford American made products, you need to think real hard why that is. Bottom line, Americans are greedy. Yes I own a foreign made bike but I didn't buy it because of price, I bought it because there isn't an American made sport bike worth a damn.

Henry Ford said that he priced his cars so that his factory workers could afford them....I think all businesses in the US should have used this business model. Unfortunately they don't, and we are in deep shit for it......
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:22 AM   #10
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I vote either a comet or nuclear war.
This is very possible, but I don't see a major player starting it or even North Korea. Someone like pakistan or india.
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