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Quasi-incest is best 5 13.51%
Please pass the bleach 9 24.32%
I'd nail her one more time then lose her number 9 24.32%
Tater's whore of an ex-wife was probably one of the two women 14 37.84%
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Old 01-07-2010, 10:46 PM   #1
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Default Since sex related topics seem to be cropping up...

I'm curious as to whether or not anyone would find the following story to be a turn on if told to them by a girl they were nailing. And no, I was NOT involved in this scenario!!! So here's story ho-bag told:

"This one time, I was laying on my back on the bed, and my girlfriend was eating at the Y, and while she was doing that stepbrother (not sure WHOSE stepbrother, but the stepbrother of one of the two girls) was nailing her from behind, while staring into my eyes..."
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Old 01-07-2010, 10:47 PM   #2
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Old 01-07-2010, 10:53 PM   #3
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Not blood rated. Why not.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:01 PM   #4
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I voted for Tater's whore of an ex-wife just cause I liked the sound of the option.

The story though....true? Geez.... sounds slightly more than creepy to me (the step-brother part).
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:13 PM   #5
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No blood realations then cool. Although I took the story to be the non nailed step brother.
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:09 AM   #6
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3 somes are cool, but not blood related 3 somes. Step would imply no relation by blood so step brother has the right of way. Perhaps he could work into both if he has the stamina...
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:14 AM   #7
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creepy.

one more fuck and chuck ftw
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:22 AM   #8
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Disgusting! Step brothers become family...fucking gross!
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Disgusting! Step brothers become family...fucking gross!
If they were family then "step" wouldnt be in front.






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Old 01-08-2010, 12:25 AM   #10
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Disgusting! Step brothers become family...fucking gross!
And guess who told me that a cum dumpster he was nailing told HIM this story??? Three guesses first 2 don't count!

And WHY I of all people needed to hear this story, I couldn't even begin to tell you. I already knew she was a white trash whore!! STD testing FTW!!!

You people who think its OK are gross. I know there is no blood relation but still... you're raised by the same parents, live under the same roof. Some lines just shouldn't be crossed!!
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