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Old 12-11-2009, 12:36 AM   #1
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Old 12-11-2009, 01:24 AM   #2
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Might want to drop two to cover ethiopia and somalia
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Old 12-11-2009, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:13 AM   #4
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Perfect.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:29 AM   #5
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Israel is still there. You just shook up the nest and now the bees are PISSED.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:37 AM   #6
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blocked I don't suppose someone could attach it?
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:32 AM   #7
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blocked I don't suppose someone could attach it?
Here you go, fool.

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Old 12-11-2009, 11:37 AM   #8
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Something of that size would pretty much ensure our own death as well from fallout and debris now blocking the sun.
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:40 AM   #9
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Something of that size would pretty much ensure our own death as well from fallout and debris now blocking the sun.
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:40 AM   #10
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A nuke that large would be bad for everyone, but a few million bombs of napalm would do nicely.
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