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Old 02-06-2009, 04:31 PM   #1
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...it'd be like finding a human vagina on your unicorn. Literally fucking incredible.
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:33 PM   #2
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In case of Cthulu, run towards the tentacles for a slightly less agonizing death.
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:35 PM   #3
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This way to gnarly bush.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible."
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:42 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:53 PM   #5
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so far the winner was
"Tentacle Rape Ahead"

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Old 02-06-2009, 04:55 PM   #6
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so far the winner was
"Tentacle Rape Ahead"

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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible."
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:00 PM   #7
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How about:

"Back out of the room if she looks like this naked"
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:03 PM   #8
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"Windy Outside"

"This way to enchanted genitailia"
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:11 PM   #9
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here is another awesome one:


current winner :
The Mexican Space Program

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Old 02-06-2009, 05:12 PM   #10
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current winner :
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