emails from crazy people

pauldun170 · 08-05-2009, 12:31 PM

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/

Fleck750 · 08-05-2009, 12:50 PM

Thanks. The HOA one made my day.

HurricaneHeather · 08-05-2009, 12:56 PM

Damn you....I have reports to run and now I am not going to get them done.

pauldun170 · 08-05-2009, 01:00 PM

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As for the flashes of light in the sky, that’s lightning, you idiot. Have you noticed at about the same time the wicked sky lights are flashing, there are evil drops of liquid falling from the sky? We are in a drought. I would think rain would make you thankful.

As far as the dead animals go, you idiots don’t know how to drive on the winding mountain roads. That is called ROADKILL. If you will notice, these are squirrels and rabbits that just walk in front of you as you drive down the mountain with your retired tunnelvisionist eyes glaring straight ahead.

Trip · 08-05-2009, 01:26 PM

the strangerthaneviction.com one is pretty awesome too

HurricaneHeather · 08-05-2009, 01:38 PM

Okay, I can't read anymore because the left side of the text is falling off into oblivion. It has engulfed the first 4 or 5 letters halfway thru the Landlord of the Flies one.

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Originally Posted by Trip

the strangerthaneviction.com one is pretty awesome too

Yeah I have been on the website for the last 15 minutes.

I might try and keep up with it to see how it turns out.

lauralynne · 08-05-2009, 03:02 PM

I'm disrupting the whole office with my loud laughing!!

Krypt Keeper · 08-05-2009, 03:47 PM

I wanna read more about the HOA letters.

People like that is the reason I prefer to live out in the sticks.

I tend to find 6:30am a good time to cut my grass, and I randomly pick weird times to target practice.

Seems my neighbors spoiled ass grandson thinks my driveway and the ditch is a good crossing spot for him and his friends riding dirtbikes and 4-wheelers after I already told them to not drive on my property. I bet he will run out of money for tires before I run out of roofing nails.

08-05-2009, 12:50 PM	#2
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	Thanks. The HOA one made my day. __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

08-05-2009, 03:02 PM	#7
lauralynne 667:Neighbor of the Beast Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Everett WA Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150 Posts: 1,403	I'm disrupting the whole office with my loud laughing!! __________________ WMRRA's slowest Expert! triathalete, mom, racer, rider, friend, sister, wife - all in one tidy package! Married my best friend 8/30/09

08-05-2009, 12:56 PM	#3
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Damn you....I have reports to run and now I am not going to get them done.

08-05-2009, 03:47 PM	#8
Krypt Keeper Kneedragger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: VA Moto: CBR1100XX, Daytona 600 Posts: 174	I wanna read more about the HOA letters. People like that is the reason I prefer to live out in the sticks. I tend to find 6:30am a good time to cut my grass, and I randomly pick weird times to target practice. Seems my neighbors spoiled ass grandson thinks my driveway and the ditch is a good crossing spot for him and his friends riding dirtbikes and 4-wheelers after I already told them to not drive on my property. I bet he will run out of money for tires before I run out of roofing nails.