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Old 08-30-2011, 09:06 AM   #1
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:21 AM   #2
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:24 AM   #3
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The cobra coming out of the fairing in that one video was much worse...
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:05 AM   #4
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That's even more true when your teammates are calling you "snake boy," hissing at you and wriggling their fingers through the ear hole of your helmet, as Strzelecki found out in the days following his surprising discovery.
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Who was it on here that put his Scorpion in the tub to wash it out and the cockroaches floated out?
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:45 PM   #6
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Who was it on here that put his Scorpion in the tub to wash it out and the cockroaches floated out?
I would give up helmets forever. Fuck that noise.
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Old 10-03-2011, 03:45 PM   #7
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Who was it on here that put his Scorpion in the tub to wash it out and the cockroaches floated out?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... I did NOT need that mental image. That is just.. wrong.. on so many levels.
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:15 AM   #8
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Somebody posted that they put their stripped down Scorpion helmet in the tub and in addition to the small bugs that come out of the air vents three large cockroaches came out and were floating dead in the water. I can't for the life of me remember who it was. But I'm enjoying my new HJC.
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:22 AM   #9
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Somebody posted that they put their stripped down Scorpion helmet in the tub and in addition to the small bugs that come out of the air vents three large cockroaches came out and were floating dead in the water. I can't for the life of me remember who it was. But I'm enjoying my new HJC.
That's okay... We don't really need a recap.
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Old 12-04-2011, 03:02 PM   #10
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It was in the kitchen sink, actually.
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