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A friend of mine was being goofy the other day at work and used a couple pick up lines. One was really good, the other I would have smacked him if he would have really tried to use it.
Without giving all them away, what are your favorite pick up lines? |
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I wanna hear the one that worked.
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
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this airforce milf im friends with is rather fond of the old ''nice shoes, wanna fuck?''
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Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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Where to next?
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This one worked for me.
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Chaotic Neutral
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Mar 2008
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"Excuse me, could you hold on a second? I just want to get a better look at the goods! Beautiful!"
Cheesy, yet strangely effective. Works best if you've noticed the girl checking you out and especially if she and her friends have done a couple fly byes trying to get your attention. You lightly grab her hand and deliver the line with a grin (not a leer) while obviously looking her over without pausing too long over the obvious parts. I always open with a compliment of some kind and explain that , "I would never forgive myself if I went home tonight without at least talking to you and finding out what kind of person lives beneath that beautiful shell." |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Mine was always "Hi, you're really attractive and I'd like to talk to you for a minute, what are you drinking?"
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