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Old 02-26-2011, 10:09 AM   #1
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Yesterday we got 12 more inches of possible flurries and they are calling for 4 more inches tomorrow evening. I am irritable, suffer sudden mood swing and have begun to have obsessive intruding thoughts.
My wife has cautiously suggested that I might be suffering from Parked Motorcycle Syndrome. I figure I am 4 weeks form being able to ride here. Anyone have any tips that might help me keep my name from ending up on the evening news, with on of my neighbors appearing on camera saying "He was always a quiet guy"
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Old 02-26-2011, 10:24 AM   #2
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I got snow too

WOOT!

The sure cure to Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!

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Old 02-26-2011, 10:54 AM   #3
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How the f*ck can I snowmobile in THAT??
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How the f*ck can I snowmobile in THAT??
That's the CURE for Parked Motorcycle Syndrome - good weather...

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Old 02-26-2011, 11:20 AM   #6
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That's the CURE for Parked Motorcycle Syndrome - good weather...

Then I'll have P.S.S.
(Parked Snowmobile Syndrome)
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Old 02-26-2011, 02:00 PM   #7
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83 here yesterday... 75 today...

but I suffer from FBDPOSMS

Fucking Broke Down Piece Of Shit Motorcycle Syndrome

so not much better
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PMS... that's great!
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Old 02-26-2011, 06:58 PM   #9
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I had PMS, then I went for a ride... ALL Better.

*phew*
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Old 02-26-2011, 07:05 PM   #10
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I read this and started the ZR1100. Did two laps on the driveway and parked it.

Mow I know it'll start when I want to play slalom with all the huge potholes while skidding on the cinders

Maybe I'll wait another month ( OK, maybe two more weeks )
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