worlds worst driver, or coolest bro ever

derf · 06-17-2011, 06:16 PM

Dude was driving drunk, while having sex in the back seat of his car! I don't know he he deserves to be shot or given a medal and a high five

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...g.html?hpid=z5

Quote:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”

Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11?

azoomm · 06-17-2011, 06:32 PM

awesome

Gas Man · 06-18-2011, 11:00 PM

He's my hero!!

Particle Man · 06-18-2011, 11:12 PM

Holy fuck

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