08-28-2010, 11:34 AM | #1 |
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An open letter to people who aren't stalking me:
WTF? I'm not worth stalking?
Well fuck you! Come on ladies, just because I'm old and married, doesn't mean I can't be stalked upon. Get with the fucking program. JC
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08-28-2010, 11:38 AM | #2 |
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Hanging on the wall is just freaky.
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08-28-2010, 11:39 AM | #3 |
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Chiropractors' orders.
Don't be a hater. JC
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08-28-2010, 11:40 AM | #4 |
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You've already been nailed too. No competition or challenge.
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08-28-2010, 12:08 PM | #5 |
For Science. You Monster.
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Pretty sure your apostles (Is that hebrew for fuckbuddies?) fit the bill of stalkers. Fuck, they even wrote a book about following you around.
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08-28-2010, 12:09 PM | #6 |
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You're going about it all wrong....
Come on, man....No suggestive username? No nudie pics? No desperate cries for attention? And you expect to be stalked? Whatever. |
08-28-2010, 12:36 PM | #7 | |
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Where's that golf clap smiley now?
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08-28-2010, 12:43 PM | #8 |
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Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?
Maybe if you quit showing up on toast, it might get easier to notice.
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08-28-2010, 12:44 PM | #9 |
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Or dogs' assholes...
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08-28-2010, 12:54 PM | #10 | |
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By room, I mean my in-box, and by Jello, I mean titty pictures. JC
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