08-06-2009, 01:35 AM | #1 |
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
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Sex Day
I'm Brazilian. Brazilians have a day for everything.
Here, there's Mother's Day, Father's Day...hell, there's even Secretary's Day...but nowhere near as many "Days" as there are in Brazil (for instance, there's a Children's Day). Well, tomorrow (August 6) is Sex Day. I'm probably gonna celebrate tomorrow by fucking a hot Brazilian chick...but then again, come to think of it, I already celebrated on Wednesday. Well, a little extra celebration never hurt...
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08-06-2009, 02:49 AM | #2 |
too much time on my hands
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fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.
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08-06-2009, 04:13 AM | #3 |
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08-06-2009, 05:19 AM | #4 |
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Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation.
Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes.
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08-06-2009, 07:18 AM | #5 |
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Maybe you were always meant to be a giver on that day.
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08-06-2009, 07:26 AM | #6 |
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Pics of you and your hot wife together, or she doesn't exist.
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08-06-2009, 07:43 AM | #7 |
Hopster
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That was my joke... I just said I hadn't taken yoga to give to myself.
Ooooh, you meant... yeah.. no.
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08-06-2009, 08:21 AM | #8 |
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His hot wife is his avatar picture.
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08-06-2009, 09:18 AM | #9 |
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08-06-2009, 09:34 AM | #10 |
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