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07-26-2009, 09:04 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
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My farking dog
gave me a golden shower!
I was talking to the neighbour lady and felt warmth on my leg, so I look down, and the little fugger was walking away, and I could see the piss on my ankle. 
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07-26-2009, 09:06 PM
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
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No way! Had it happen Friday!
I'm puppy sitting, came home off of the bike. The garbage was scattered througout the house, I pinned him on his back. And he pissed all over the sleeve of my jacket! |
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07-26-2009, 09:07 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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07-26-2009, 09:25 PM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
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When I was a kid our dog pissed on the neighbour's leg. Funniest thing!
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07-26-2009, 09:26 PM
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Gixxer Girl
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Kyle, TX
Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F
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That's bad....is it a male?
because that's the equivalent to flipping you the bird in dog speak...  the dog is letting you know how much he respects your authority and that you aren't the alpha-dog.
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07-26-2009, 10:36 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
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I know what it means, and he is going to learn that he is my bitch, not the other way around. I told the woman that I am going to piss on him.  The pic in my avitar is a boxer, and that pic was stolen from killboy. the pisser is a cocker spaniel.
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07-27-2009, 01:27 AM
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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“Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.” |
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07-27-2009, 09:55 AM
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
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oh well now that we know it was a spaniel, I've never seen one that didn't piss on themselves or people around them. He meant nothing by it other he just can't control it.
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07-27-2009, 10:31 AM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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hahahahahahaha - Karl gets no respect
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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07-27-2009, 02:59 PM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
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cocker spaniels = pissers
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