Happy Vday!

derf · 02-14-2009, 09:34 AM

but please remember 2 things

1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds.

2- Wrap it or clap it

Adeptus_Minor · 02-14-2009, 09:55 AM

Fuck Valentines Day.
Fuck it right in the goddamn ear..
And all you happy couples... fuck you too... pricks...

I may be bitter and single, but I don't have to worry about candy, flowers, teddy bears, dinner reservations, dressing up... any of that.

...on the downside, Steak & a Blowjob Day isn't looking so hot... perhaps I should look into those yoga classes.

Particle Man · 02-14-2009, 10:20 AM

meh, just another day

racedoll · 02-14-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

but please remember 2 things

1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds.

2- Wrap it or clap it

This is not true. I'm a woman that doesn't really care about Valentine's day. I don't request flowers, gifts, card, anything special. Just give me some lovin' and I'm happy. But this is good for any day of the year.

All my husband and I are doing today for v-day is going to this little restaurant for dinner (and hopefully a little love for dessert!). It is a tradition since all the other places are crammed and a 2 hour wait.

I know, I'm not a normal.

BTW - HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE!

fnfalman · 02-14-2009, 12:24 PM

Bah, humbug!!!

I gotta work through the weekend.

Ninjakel · 02-14-2009, 12:35 PM

Happy stupid holiday, peeps!

Ducati Diva · 02-14-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

Bah, humbug!!!

I gotta work through the weekend.

Then you take your girl to work or sneak out for a quicky but goody on lunch break!!! Jeeps had to work to, luckly my schedule allowed me to jump in the big rig with him. I could care less about the holiday just love being with my guy! If the trucks a rock'n don't come knock'n

Happy Day Everyone!

Adeptus_Minor · 02-14-2009, 01:32 PM

Oh, and those of you with ready access to willing nookie... fuck you especially.

rogue · 02-14-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

meh, just another day

Even the Padawans aren't big into V-Day since they've gotten older. They ask "Why do they make a day that you're supposed to show you care about those you love when you're supposed to do that all year anyway?"

Smittie61984 · 02-14-2009, 02:03 PM

All I can say is if your boyfriend/husband/whatever needs a calender to remind him that he cares about you. You have a pretty shitty partner. But again that's what women want.

02-14-2009, 09:34 AM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Happy Vday! but please remember 2 things 1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds. 2- Wrap it or clap it __________________

02-14-2009, 09:55 AM	#2
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Fuck Valentines Day. Fuck it right in the goddamn ear.. And all you happy couples... fuck you too... pricks... I may be bitter and single, but I don't have to worry about candy, flowers, teddy bears, dinner reservations, dressing up... any of that. ...on the downside, Steak & a Blowjob Day isn't looking so hot... perhaps I should look into those yoga classes. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

02-14-2009, 10:20 AM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	meh, just another day __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	Bah, humbug!!! I gotta work through the weekend. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

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Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	Happy stupid holiday, peeps! __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

02-14-2009, 01:32 PM	#8
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Oh, and those of you with ready access to willing nookie... fuck you especially. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

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Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	All I can say is if your boyfriend/husband/whatever needs a calender to remind him that he cares about you. You have a pretty shitty partner. But again that's what women want. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.