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Old 12-16-2009, 01:43 PM   #71
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:58 PM   #72
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You're fucking with the wrong person asshole. The only swinging dick around here is the one you jammed up your ass.
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Old 12-16-2009, 02:03 PM   #73
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Really? Because I call customers all day for my job AND I have to make three separate calls during installation to register and program their systems. So on a typical day, I make and receive 20 business related calls. How necessary are your calls?
These clients don't have phones?

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Hey nobody is forcing you motherfuckers to own cell phone you know!
I make on average about 4 calls a month on my work cell, which stays in the desk when I go home. There are less than 20 people who have my personal cell number and I receive about 3 calls a month. I make about 5. It's essentially my home phone. I could easily do without it, but keep it for possible on-road emergencies. I frequently forget it at home.
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Old 12-16-2009, 02:10 PM   #74
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I'm quite certain it wasn't a joke. And yes I am familar with laughing, I laugh AT people all day long.
I didn't ask if you were familiar with laughing, I asked if you were familiar with jokes. I am starting to think you honestly don't understand what those are.
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Old 12-16-2009, 02:12 PM   #75
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Yeah, this thread needs a break while we review...

We need to get more in the christmas spirit and go buy something overpriced and heavily commercialized for each other so we can pretend that we like each other and really be thinking about how we want each other dead, just like we do with our families.
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:09 PM   #76
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Yeah, this thread needs a break while we review...

We need to get more in the christmas spirit and go buy something overpriced and heavily commercialized for each other so we can pretend that we like each other and really be thinking about how we want each other dead, just like we do with our families.
I got your secret Santa gift.......

Merry Christmas.
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