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Old 10-29-2009, 10:18 AM   #61
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Again I say...Promise ring ?
If all it takes to keep hittin that fine lil' ass is a promise ring then I'd buy her 10 of 'em.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:20 AM   #62
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I was thinkin "Wait, isn't Lon like 45?" I didn't think anyone over the age of 15 (or anyone since about 1974, for that matter) still bought "promise rings."
Well I'm in his age group so IF I should get seperated/divorced and can hook up with a girl in her early 20's for some fun and a "Promise ring" will satisfy her and I get to hit it on a regular basis...then guess what (?)...I'll be buying somebody a "Promise ring" !!!!
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:21 AM   #63
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If all it takes to keep hittin that fine lil' ass is a promise ring then I'd buy her 10 of 'em.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:22 AM   #64
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Well I'm in his age group so IF I should get seperated/divorced and can hook up with a girl in her early 20's for some fun and a "Promise ring" will satisfy her and I get to hit it on a regular basis...then guess what (?)...I'll be buying somebody a "Promise ring" !!!!
Sounds like a solid business plan!
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:35 AM   #65
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Well I'm in his age group so IF I should get seperated/divorced and can hook up with a girl in her early 20's for some fun and a "Promise ring" will satisfy her and I get to hit it on a regular basis...then guess what (?)...I'll be buying somebody a "Promise ring" !!!!






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Old 10-29-2009, 10:51 AM   #66
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Don't lump all "down there" people together.
I would never do that. But I've learned that things are different down there, terms - sayings, etc...
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:56 AM   #67
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I would never do that. But I've learned that things are different down there, terms - sayings, etc...
Well you are right about that I do admit but the promise ring thing even caught me by surprise.




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Old 10-29-2009, 12:26 PM   #68
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But I've learned that things are different down there
sounds like someone just had the "Birds and the Bees" talk
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sounds like someone just had the "Birds and the Bees" talk
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