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04-03-2009, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Papillion, Nebraska
Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630
Posts: 1,437
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yeah, how are you doing? Stranger: ok, u? You: This is Kissel. What time are you gonna come over and fix my sink? Stranger: not any time soon with THAT attitude! You: I don't know. I called you guys about 4 hours ago to fix my sink it's all over the water's all over the place. Stranger: well we sent a guy, i dont know what to tell u Stranger: ill check up on him by radio if u want... You: Yeah, that's right! What's taking you guys? Stranger: just a sec.... You: Ah, Jesus Christ Stranger: . You: Are you Freddie? Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: You're Uncle Freddie! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04-03-2009, 12:02 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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You: slip the roofie in her drink
Stranger: sounds responsible You: well it will help you get rid of that virginity problem you been having Stranger: you know, rape isn't exactly a tool i'd care to have in my arsenal, js You: don't forget the shovel You: that's important Stranger: right. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-03-2009, 12:11 AM
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Country Boy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: are you sexual prey? You: i like to shave midgets Stranger: well Stranger: who doesn't? You: i know right Stranger: i like to eat bees You: do you know Valentino Rossi Stranger: never met him but his mother is nice You: i went to england once, but didnt care for the smell You: my cat is staring at me Stranger: i need a new country Stranger: everyone has something they hate about england Stranger: feed it You: i feed and water my cat , clean his litter box, and the S.O.B keeps staring at me Stranger: maybe you should get a tiger You: if i had one, i'd ride it to work, and let it tear my boss's face off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. |
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04-03-2009, 12:21 AM
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Country Boy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: make me a sandwich and be quick about it Stranger: Oi Stranger: meu nome é samara You: no hold the oi You: no hable french'e Stranger: tinha se não estivesse morrido You: no hable chinese'e You: i'm a super model You: uh, super'e model'e
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. |
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04-03-2009, 12:25 AM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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Dude, you guys need a hobby.
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What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean? |
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04-03-2009, 12:29 AM
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Country Boy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: do you know who valention rossi is? You: valentino i mean Stranger: no sorry  You: please die Stranger: Im culturally ignorant Stranger: sorry Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. |
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04-03-2009, 12:39 AM
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Country Boy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
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WTF:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fkn pants You: do you know who valentino rossi is? Stranger: yeah Stranger: italian motorcycle racer You: yep Stranger: yeah, but thats probably all i know about him Stranger: do you know how to pee your pants? You: just when drinking Jager Stranger: JAGERBOMBS FTW You: yep Stranger: k, you bore me Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. |
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04-03-2009, 12:40 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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Stranger: your asl
Stranger: plx You: 2009/m/heaven Stranger: shit Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-03-2009, 01:28 AM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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I love how so many people type in asl. Do they think they can actually find a girl on there?
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04-03-2009, 01:43 AM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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I keep waiting to see one of my conversations here
 You: what? Stranger: aids? You: I didn't do it, I swear.
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