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Old 01-15-2010, 11:54 AM   #61
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So you wouldn't mind standing in front of one, right?



Corona? Even the Mexicans won't drink that shit. At least we know your poor taste isn't just limited to pistol calibers...



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Why would I stand in front of one when I can shoot a man's caliber round from afar?

My poor taste at least doesn't run into shooting a pussy ass round that the shooter fancies to be a man's round.

.45ACP, .40 SW, 9mm, .357 SIG (or is it .357BS), 10mm = pussy rounds.

If I were to shoot one of them, I wouldn't be swaggering around too much.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:34 PM   #62
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Why would I stand in front of one when I can shoot a man's caliber round from afar?

My poor taste at least doesn't run into shooting a pussy ass round that the shooter fancies to be a man's round.

.45ACP, .40 SW, 9mm, .357 SIG (or is it .357BS), 10mm = pussy rounds.

If I were to shoot one of them, I wouldn't be swaggering around too much.
IF you really were a real man we'd hear ya talking about the .500 Remington so go take your little wimpy .454 back to the sandbox!

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:01 PM   #63
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IF you really were a real man we'd hear ya talking about the .500 Remington so go take your little wimpy .454 back to the sandbox!

Yeah, no shit.

Where's your 105mm Howitzer, bitch?

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:05 PM   #64
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Yeah, no shit.

Where's your 105mm Howitzer, bitch?

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I see your 105mm and raise you 12 in" beyotch!

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:19 PM   #65
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I see your 105mm and raise you 12 in" beyotch!

Meh.

That's a 16'' gun, n00b.

Mines bigger.

Meet the Schwerer Gustav:

800mm's baby.

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:46 PM   #66
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I will stick with my 600mm gun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Ger%C3%A4t

454, ha, that is for real pussies

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:51 PM   #67
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I will stick with my 600mm gun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Ger%C3%A4t
Probably a better choice, if you're going to carry..

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Old 01-15-2010, 02:23 PM   #68
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Meh.

That's a 16'' gun, n00b.

Mines bigger.

Meet the Schwerer Gustav:

800mm's baby.

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As soon as I saw the battleship pic I was going to post the Gustav, you beat me to it AMJ
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Old 01-15-2010, 03:15 PM   #69
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Old 01-15-2010, 03:26 PM   #70
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i thought this was the largest land gun.

ours were 155mm BTW self propelled artillery. 105 was for airborne.
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