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Old 12-13-2010, 08:28 PM   #61
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I prefer her sister (not the truckasaurus rex that is married to Odom, the other one).
The 14 yr old?
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:54 PM   #62
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She likes the dark meat. Ya'll dont have a chance unless your packing a salami monster.
I'm in!!!
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:56 PM   #63
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She likes the dark meat. Ya'll dont have a chance unless your packing a salami monster.
I thought about mentioning those guys would need a heckuva tan to even be considered
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Your a half breed coconut silly.
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:56 PM   #65
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The 14 yr old?
He means kourtney.
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:59 PM   #66
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Your a half breed coconut silly.
my penis is quite dark.... Besides, I could meet her "half-way"...
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:02 PM   #67
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my penis is quite dark.... Besides, I could meet her "half-way"...
Mine goes between white and red (and sometimes brown ) depending on activity
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Mine goes between white and red (and sometimes brown ) depending on activity
I know let's have a penis thread!!! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:17 PM   #69
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I'd prefer a disease free groomed vag thread.
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:21 PM   #70
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I know let's have a penis thread!!! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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