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Old 11-13-2011, 10:16 PM   #61
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"For all intensive purposes."

That one irks me more than most because they're clearly just regurgitating something they (mis)heard without giving it any thought.
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:22 PM   #62
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People who begin every sentence with the word "So". It's usually people under 30 who do this.

Q: Hey Mark! What did you do this weekend?
A: So, me and Shannon went over to Dave's before the game.
Q: Cool, was there anyone I know?
A: So, we bumped into Alex, Justin, and that Asian dude we used to work with at Oracle.
Q: That's cool. Did you have a good time?
A: So, it was a pretty good time, we got trashed, watched the game, shot some pool.
Q: Wish I had been there. Hey did you finish that presentation you were telling me about?
A: So, I've got about half of it done, but Brandon just gave me an urgent project, so I had to switch focus.
Q: I see. Hey you got lunch plans? I'm gonna grab something at Chipotle.
A: So, the last time I went there, it tasted like dog food, so fuck that noise.
Q: How about Panera Bread then?
A: So, I've got to hit the john first, I'll meet you outside.
Q: Cool.


and on and on....

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Old 11-14-2011, 12:34 AM   #63
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So....

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Old 11-14-2011, 01:40 AM   #64
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"ummmmm" "Um" "Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm"

Everybody fucking does this and so do I. It's soooooooooooo annoying.

Also I "posed to" instead of "suppose to."
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:53 AM   #65
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Just thought of another - people who misuse words trying to sound intelligent, like putting "as per" every 4 freakin' words.
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:13 AM   #66
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Just thought of another - people who misuse words trying to sound intelligent, like putting "as per" every 4 freakin' words.
my ex does this. It makes me smile.

Whereas, hereto...
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:13 AM   #67
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Q: I see. Hey you got lunch plans? I'm gonna grab something at Chipotle.
A: So, the last time I went there, it tasted like dog food, so fuck that noise.
You mean...

Chipoltay?

Chipolti?

Chipoltley?
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:53 AM   #68
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You mean...

Chipoltay?

Chipolti?

Chipoltley?
Chipoatlay
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Old 11-14-2011, 01:19 PM   #69
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My kids say that everything is 'epic'. Drives me nuts. Had to sit them both down last night in front of a dictionary and recite the meaning of epic.

No, your haircut is freakin NOT EPIC!!!
You're a parent?

Awe fuck...
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:38 PM   #70
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My ex does this. It makes me smile.

Whereas, hereto...
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