So glad she posted a full body pic

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Online dating sites FTL, but at least she posted a full body pic and saved me time.

LMAO! Reminds me of this:

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by Rider

Yeah most of the strippers here are what I call 50 footers. Good from far, far from good.

We call that a 40ft paint job


I agree...this thread is a hoot

[EpyonXero]

Originally Posted by Rider

Yeah not many (single)hot chicks in town here either. Must be a mid west thing. All the hotties move to SoCal.

Sounds like where I live. I went from South Florida where there are hot chicks everywhere to North Florida where there are fat chicks everywhere.

[Avatard]

The fat ones float to the top of the state.

[karl_1052]

Originally Posted by CasterTroy

We call that a 40ft paint job


I agree...this thread is a hoot

or a 50/50

Looks good from 50ft while travelling at 50mph

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

We do get some hotties coming through for college, but none of them hang around long after school.

Hell, even the strippers in this town aren't that great.

Brother, you got to get the hell outta that town and go to where the bootiez is.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Rider

Yeah not many (single)hot chicks in town here either. Must be a mid west thing. All the hotties move to SoCal.

Tons of hotties in Chicago

Big cities in general are where the wiminz be at. After all, women are more likely than men to work office-type jobs in the big city, while men are more likely to work in the fields, forests, factories, power plants, oil rigs, mines, boats, military bases, etc.

[jalaan1]

this thread is too much.
thanks guys, i needed this laugh.

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by Avatard

LMAO! Reminds me of this:

FML I live in springfield, mo.


There are actually quite a few hot girls here though since we have a 20,000 person college.

[fasternyou929]

Maybe you should try "Beautiful People". Seems they just did some housekeeping after the holidays:

http://www.nydailynews.com/money/201..._holidays.html

"As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld. Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded," Robert Hintze, founder of BeautifulPeople.com, said in a statement.