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Old 01-30-2009, 05:52 PM   #61
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This just in folks... those octuplets were born by cesarean.. which bypasses the vagina.

None of the articles specify whether her other 6 kids were born that way, too, though... so either way, you could probably pass a Mack truck through it.
cesarean eh...
Maybe she just install a zipper instead of having it stitched up....
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:00 PM   #62
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None of the articles specify whether her other 6 kids were born that way, too, though... so either way, you could probably pass a Mack truck through it.
exactly.

and those other 8 embryos were put in there somehow
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:40 PM   #63
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exactly.

and those other 8 embryos were put in there somehow
Artificial insemination... did you read the article and miss the part about the frozen sperm?
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Artificial insemination... did you read the article and miss the part about the frozen sperm?
Yes, I read the article.

You're ruining a perfectly good joke woman.
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Yes, I read the article.

You're ruining a perfectly good joke woman.
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:15 AM   #66
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well if she'd have stuck with THAT we probably wouldn't be having this discussion...
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:17 AM   #67
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This just in folks... those octuplets were born by cesarean.. which bypasses the vagina.

None of the articles specify whether her other 6 kids were born that way, too, though... so either way, you could probably pass a Mack truck through it.

yes cause multiple cesareans leave a nice beauty mark
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:43 AM   #68
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It's a handout. They don't earn that money. Some soft hearted producer at TLC thought it would be great to set someone up for life. These guys don't contribute to society. There is nothing entertaining about watching a women wipe the ass of her kids.
I worked in "Show Biz" for about 9 years, and the one thing I can tell you, is that there is no such thing as a "soft-hearted" producer. Those motherfuckers are sharks, plain and simple. TV shows that don't make money, don't stay on TV, end of story.

Now I have never seen the show, because I think it has babies in it, and I don't like babies, so, there you go. But, the parents would have to be complete idiots to turn down 65K per episode. That's not sponging off the system, that's capitalism at its finest. You want to pay me 65k a week so you can follow me around with a camera? Fuck yes, where do I sign?

As for not "contributing to society", well that describes 99% of the shit on TV anyway. There are apparently enough baby loving people out there to keep this thing going, and these people are not on welfare, so far as I know, so what's the problem?

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