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[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Paul is on Facebook

Paul doesn't like twitter

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Paul is typing on TwoWheelFix

Paul is thinking about washing down these M&M's

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Paul is wondering why people are posting more in the social networking sticky.

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Paul is still trying to wash down those M&M's

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Paul is being a pain in the ass

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Paul is taking a work break

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Paul is being edited

Paul is going back to work

[Papa_Complex]

Paul is vaguely psychotic.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Paul is going back to work

Paul is counting down the minutes

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by Amorok

What the fuck is all this shit?! I thought myspace was that website to catch a predator invented for guys who like 14 year olds. And Facebook? Twitter? First of all, they sound gay. And I'm not going to go online and talk to a bunch of people who aren't real on some weird e-billboard. I do that here.

People that are not real? Isn't it your nap time?

James

[marko138]

Paul is fucking annoying and should be put on MU.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Paul is vaguely psychotic.

Originally Posted by marko138

Paul is fucking annoying and should be put on MU.

And that concludes a day in the life of Twitter and Facebook

[pauldun170]

Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts
By Brian Briggs - Twitter Dove Member, follow me @ twitter.com/briggsb

San Francisco, CA – Twitter co-founder and CEO Evan Williams today announced part of the company's long-awaited business model: Twitter Premium accounts.

TwitterTwitter has experienced phenomenal growth since its inception, but up until now it has remained a mystery what it would do to generate income. Many have speculated that premium accounts would be one way, and now that has been confirmed.

Williams explained, "Celebrities and large corporations have begun flocking to Twitter for their social media needs, and growth has accelerated. Many users have expressed willingness to pay for accounts, and now we give them that opportunity."

Williams stressed that free accounts will still be available to all users, and that only those wanting more services would pay.  Premium accounts will come in four tiers: Sparrow, Dove, Owl and Eagle.

The details of the accounts are as follows:

* Sparrow ($5/month) – Users get 145 character limit, 5 extra random followers.

* Dove ($15/month) – Users get 160 character limit, 25 extra random followers, 1 random celebrity follower, auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" T-shirt.

* Owl ($50/month) – Users get 250 character limit, 100 extra random followers, 2 random celebrity followers, 30 minutes on recommended list, auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" hoodie.

* Eagle ($250/month) – Users get 500 character limit, 1000 extra random followers, 3 celebrity followers of their choice, 5 hours on recommended list each month, Twitter Concierge for Tweeting while user is asleep or busy (and more), auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" tuxedo, custom "Fail Whale" page when service is down.

Users in any tier will be able to purchase an EmbellishTwit add-on for $100/year, which directs tweets to a well-educated offshore employee who will embellish tweets. For example, "Just had a whole wheat bagel and coffee for breakfast," becomes "Just got in from clubbing all night and Heidi Klum is spreading brie on a baguette just flown in on the Concord for my breakfast."

Rumors of a even higher level of service the secret "Black" account, which has J. K. Rowling, Stephen King and other famous authors write your tweets have not been confirmed.
Analysts peg Twitters value near the GDP of Canada.

[marko138]

Is this for real? Sounds dumb.

[Papa_Complex]

"And the winner of Upper Class Twit of the Year is....."

[marko138]

Originally Posted by jtemple

So, hook me up, what's the name of it? I hate Facebook's interface; I can't find shit.

Right here:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/g...id=18639750684