Define a sportbike poser for me please

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by z06boy

Let's see...I'm guilty of attending a bike night once in a while and guilty of owning one pair of Icon boots for commuting or short trips when there are little to no twisties involved. I have my Alpine *'s for more serious riding.



Seriously though I'm another "to each their own" but also agree that a poser is as stated...someone that bought the bike to be seen on more so than actually riding/enjoying it.

[pauldun170]

Someone who refers to their CBR as a Repsol.

"Yo...I ride a Repsol"

Someone who hangs out in the parking lot with their "boyz" or someone who considers riding the act of traveling from one parking lot to the next parking lot...or wherever "bitches be at"

Any asshole who rides a 929 who spends most of their time criticizing what other people wear.

Stretched swing arms + 600CC motorcycle = Poser on top


Anyone, who when faced with the scenario of having no one care\or see that he is sitting on his "Repsol" decides to sell the motorcycle because "Yo...that shit was gonna end up killin me son. Dats why I sold it"

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Any asshole who rides a 929 who spends most of their time criticizing what other people wear.

I criticize everything. Last time I criticized someone's clothing was prolly at least 2-3 weeks ago. Only reason you guys think I do it so much is because you think it's "ghey" for a man to talk about clothing. Even though I'm quite sure each of you makes an effort to look halfway decent when you go out......You just don't admit it. It's that classic "do it, just don't admit to doing it" aspect of the American male persona.

Hell, the vast majority of my clothes are just boring business-casual shit from conservative names like Dockers, Levis, Eddie Bauer, LL Bean, Jos. A. Bank, Tommy Bahama, Jones NY, etc. I'm too old for some of the stuff you pudknockers wear, like Hollister, Old Navy, A&F, or ripped jeans with all the color scrubbed off the thighs.

[karl_1052]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

I criticize everything. Last time I criticized someone's clothing was prolly at least 2-3 weeks ago. Only reason you guys think I do it so much is because you think it's "ghey" for a man to talk about clothing. Even though I'm quite sure each of you makes an effort to look halfway decent when you go out......You just don't admit it. It's that classic "do it, just don't admit to doing it" aspect of the American male persona.

Hell, the vast majority of my clothes are just boring business-casual shit from conservative names like Dockers, Levis, Eddie Bauer, LL Bean, Jos. A. Bank, Tommy Bahama, Jones NY, etc. I'm too old for some of the stuff you pudknockers wear, like Hollister, Old Navy, A&F, or ripped jeans with all the color scrubbed off the thighs.

look at my pics. I am a fashion retard.

I still think you're gay.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Someone who refers to their CBR as a Repsol.

"Yo...I ride a Repsol"

Someone who hangs out in the parking lot with their "boyz" or someone who considers riding the act of traveling from one parking lot to the next parking lot...or wherever "bitches be at"

Any asshole who rides a 929 who spends most of their time criticizing what other people wear.

Stretched swing arms + 600CC motorcycle = Poser on top


Anyone, who when faced with the scenario of having no one care\or see that he is sitting on his "Repsol" decides to sell the motorcycle because "Yo...that shit was gonna end up killin me son. Dats why I sold it"

So that summs up everyone on DPA


Tom

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Agreed, because I do know another idiot with a repsol cbr and a repsol jacket who goes around saying 'REPSOL BABY'

I asked him if he knew what Repsol was, he just looked at me funny.

He still tries to tell people the Repsol editions are 'souped up' I make sure to point out that its not true, and he's just an idiot.

He bought the cbr after he wrecked his zx6r trying to wheelie drunk

Sounds like a real winner.

Odds are, the only reason most people buy that bike is cuz it's orange, and orange has been the "in" color ever since the original Fast & Furious movie.

Repsol baby, lol..........I should have went around saying I had an "Agip" Aprilia back when I had it, because it had an Agip sticker.

[101lifts2]

Poser:

GSXR owner with big chicken strips

Dude who sits on his bike playing with his cell phone texting a chick he has yet to bang, who can barely touch the ground.

Spikes on helmet, esp. the suction kind.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by karl_1052

look at my pics. I am a fashion retard.

I still think you're gay.

Didn't you just post a pic of yourself? And Homeslice is the gay one?