I hate automatic flush toilets!!!

[marko138]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

If the automatic flush is flushing before you are done wiping ur ass, then you are simply moving too far forward or getting up off the seat too far. I can see a few of you not touching the seat at all.

You spying?

[Rider]

Originally Posted by marko138

Yes. I take my time. No reason to rush a good poo. Relax, read something.

No doubt, my wife always asks why I take so long. I tell her, "you remember that hemi you popped during child birth? I'm trying to avoid that at all costs."

[Kaneman]

My best friend works construction here in the DFW area. He's always bitching about how the Mexicans don't flush their toilet paper, even when they're using a real restroom inside the building they're working on. Now THAT is fucking nasty.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Bryan

FYI...an 11 minute shit each day at work will add up to a weeks vacation at the end of the year.

And then there's the smokers........Who think they're entitled to getting extra break time, up and beyond what everyone else gets.

I guess the non-smokers could go outside and just shoot the shit for 10 minutes, but then they'd look like doofuses. Somehow, having a cigarette in your hand makes it look legit to waste time.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

And then there's the smokers........Who think they're entitled to getting extra break time, up and beyond what everyone else gets.

I guess the non-smokers could go outside and just shoot the shit for 10 minutes, but then they'd look like doofuses. Somehow, having a cigarette in your hand makes it look legit to waste time.

Yeah, thats bullshit.

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

And then there's the smokers........Who think they're entitled to getting extra break time, up and beyond what everyone else gets.

I guess the non-smokers could go outside and just shoot the shit for 10 minutes, but then they'd look like doofuses. Somehow, having a cigarette in your hand makes it look legit to waste time.

yeah because non smokers never stand in each other's cubes or work areas and just shoot the shit for 10 - 15 minutes. usually talking about the smokers who are wasting so much time.
this is kind of like that commercial where two guys are looking out the window and talking about county workers who just sit in the truck while one guy does the work. Meanwhile the gal in the office with them is doing all the work while they look out the window.
oh I do not smoke BTW.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by wildchild

yeah because non smokers never stand in each other's cubes or work areas and just shoot the shit for 10 - 15 minutes. usually talking about the smokers who are wasting so much time.

Someone's always gotta get defensive.

I didn't realize the only break smokers take all day is their smoke break.

All he was saying is smokers take time off for a cigarette without giving it a second thought. It's accepted behavior in pretty much every office, and they do it IN ADDITION to the normal office bs. Sheesh.

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by Trip

Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.

If there are cleaners around I will clean it and then put tp around the seat.

James

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by Trip

You're a woman, so your nastiest bathroom is 10x cleaner than our nicest.

When I worked at Costco I talked to the one that cleans the bathroom and from what I was told you are wrong by a long shot.

James

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by marko138

Same procedure at home too. I go in there and read a few articles from one of my MC mags. Solid 20 minute operation.

Sometime I leave just as my legs go to sleep. I have kids. The shitter is my time to relax. Of course that doesn't always work. The locks don't really even keep them out.

James