The Official Zombie Plan Thread - Page 7

VatorMan · 11-18-2010, 03:15 PM

All you suckers think you are going to survive ? HA. I'm a realist. I plan on being the best damn Zombie I can be.

Papa_Complex · 11-18-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

Added cocaine to my zombie plan, good call.

Make it Ritalin. Coke screws with long range aim. With Ritalin; one shot one kill.

The Plan: Shack up with Mila Jovovich and let her do all the zombie killin'

Apoc · 11-18-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Make it Ritalin. Coke screws with long range aim. With Ritalin; one shot one kill.

The Plan: Shack up with Mila Jovovich and let her do all the zombie killin'

If im shacked up with Milla Jovovich, there aint gonna be much time for Zombie killin'

TommyHotWheel · 11-18-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

Hey, if I plug one in the chest and it doesn't fall, rest assured I'll aim for the head next...

Supernatural fan?

Hell yeah...its like an instructional booklet on TV.

Trip · 11-18-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

Then you're left with a bunch of twitching, biting zombie heads that you have to shoot or smash anyway. Assuming that a semi-intact brain and nervous system is all a zombie needs to function, then loss of its body won't kill the head. May as well splatter its brains while the head is still attached and save yourself a step.

You wouldn't have to shoot or smash. You could use them as soccer balls. Just make sure you are wearing steel toe.

derf · 11-18-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Make it Ritalin. Coke screws with long range aim. With Ritalin; one shot one kill.

I'm hoping i'll be too strung out to really give a shit

Papa_Complex · 11-18-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

If im shacked up with Milla Jovovich, there aint gonna be much time for Zombie killin'

Get yer own skinny ex-supermodel.She'll have plenty of time to kill zombies after I roll over and go to sleep.

Amber Lamps · 11-18-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

If im shacked up with Milla Jovovich, there aint gonna be much time for Zombie killin'

Yea I don't think that 3 min and 13 seconds is going to matter that much...

Trip · 11-18-2010, 07:35 PM

So if you ran across someone like Jessica Alba that was zombified, would you risk zombification to plunk it in there?

Papa_Complex · 11-18-2010, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Yea I don't think that 3 min and 13 seconds is going to matter that much...

Hey, as long as I get mine....

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Originally Posted by Trip

So if you ran across someone like Jessica Alba that was zombified, would you risk zombification to plunk it in there?

Naw. Alba is for re-population, not survival.

11-18-2010, 03:15 PM	#61
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	All you suckers think you are going to survive ? HA. I'm a realist. I plan on being the best damn Zombie I can be.

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Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	So if you ran across someone like Jessica Alba that was zombified, would you risk zombification to plunk it in there?