How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height

Poor guys...

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

That would be the side that gets tased.

Somehow don't see tig being into electro

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Poor guys...

poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.

You seem to be well versed in what women tell their not-so-well-endowed partners...

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

You seem to be well versed in what women tell their not-so-well-endowed partners...

Um I came up with two statements that have been used on TV about a million times... Wow if two examples of something is "well versed " to you... I can also come up with two euphanisms that describe menses, I must have a vagina!

[Rangerscott]

Takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.

get that row boats motor up to 20000 rpms and it all works out

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by Dave

get that row boats motor up to 20000 rpms and it all works out

The chaffing.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

The chaffing.

lube

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Dave

lube

what, you jizz on it before motorboating?