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01-12-2010, 01:21 AM
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Waiting for Hello Kitty!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
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01-12-2010, 01:35 AM
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Semi-reformed Squid
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 531
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Huh-huh.... bewbies.... huh-huh-huh...
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01-12-2010, 02:26 AM
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
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01-12-2010, 08:33 AM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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01-12-2010, 09:14 AM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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01-12-2010, 10:12 AM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
Posts: 4,427
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Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?"
Had me laughing my ass off.
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01-12-2010, 01:26 PM
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
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01-12-2010, 01:37 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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I took a girl home from a bar, by pretending I was from Australia.
Cheesy accent, shrimps on the barbie, the whole nine yards. The next morning...I forgot I was supposed to be from Australia, (Tequila will do that). She was kinda pissed, in a "I don't ever want to see you again, and I hope you die" sorta way.  JC
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