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Old 10-29-2009, 05:52 PM   #1
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Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #2
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Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.
But she's giving it up anyway
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:03 PM   #3
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But she's giving it up anyway
Two words: Pussy Control.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:15 PM   #4
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Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
OK, I know I don't have much room to talk, but, this is fuckin' funny!! (My husband was 4 when I graduated from highschool. )
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:27 PM   #5
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I usually opt for a cock ring myself...to each his own.
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:09 PM   #6
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wow

just wow
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:23 AM   #7
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Can't read my,
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No he can't read my poker face
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:34 AM   #8
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Tig ?

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Old 10-31-2009, 02:13 AM   #10
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Tig ?

Nope that's my brother "tiny"... We're trying to not give him a complex about his small penis...
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