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Old 12-08-2008, 02:10 AM   #51
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For christmas. Id like a bike, but it's not gonna happen from the Rents. In all reality I think I'm gonna buy one for a gift to myself. But what Im really asking for? Not much....

-ITECH HS22 mirrored hockey visor
-CCM Vector stick
-Gears 2
-some cash for cage ins????
-random clothes...


I'll take your Lucy Pinder, and raise a Michelle Marsh....

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Old 12-08-2008, 09:39 AM   #52
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The list goes like this:

-blow job
-more hunting gear
-blow job
-clothes
-blow job
-Itunes gift card
-blow job
-a massage
-blow job
-kegarator
-blow job

That should keep me happy until next year.
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:49 AM   #53
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Only 6 blowjobs for thw whole year??? Damn. You set your sights too low.
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:50 AM   #54
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Only 6 blowjobs for thw whole year??? Damn. You set your sights too low.
That's about 6 more than i get now.
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:50 AM   #55
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The *only* thing I want is for someone to offer me a jobbie job down in Austin so I can hurry up and move down there.

I've already got the bikes I want and the girl I want. Just need to get angled such that I can see her every day and not just 3 days a week.

THAT is what I want. And now at that!
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:54 AM   #56
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That's about 6 more than i get now.

Geez, what kind of women do you guys date/marry??


Seriously. That's sucky ( no pun intended)
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:55 AM   #57
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Bike shit...

Stainless lines & good pads...
Cable clutch conversion kit...
Pilot Powers...
Front/Rear stands...
Chain/sproket kit...

Then I'd be done for a second...

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Geez, what kind of women do you guys date/marry??


Seriously. That's sucky ( no pun intended)
I'm not a big fan of blowjobs. I'd rather get a good handjob (ok, with a little knobs) or just fuck.
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:59 AM   #58
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Geez, what kind of women do you guys date/marry??


Seriously. That's sucky ( no pun intended)
I think wedding cake cured that. Before the wedding.. All the time, after the wedding... never.
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:02 AM   #59
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I think wedding cake cured that. Before the wedding.. All the time, after the wedding... never.

I think that is such a copout. I was married before, and that particular act never stopped.

I've been with Leon going on 6 years, and it still hasn't stopped either.
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:05 AM   #60
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I think that is such a copout. I was married before, and that particular act never stopped.

I've been with Leon going on 6 years, and it still hasn't stopped either.
I agree... There are plenty of guys on this forum who still suck dick after getting married... Marko, DLIT, etc, etc...
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