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Old 01-14-2009, 04:15 PM   #51
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Are we not all whores, just haggling over the price?
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:22 PM   #52
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Are we not all whores, just haggling over the price?
No, because whore means you get paid with something of value. I'd never charge a chick do let me do her. I'm in, I'm out, I'm gone. That's it.
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:24 PM   #53
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did her sister make 3 mill?
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:38 PM   #54
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No, because whore means you get paid with something of value. I'd never charge a chick do let me do her. I'm in, I'm out, I'm gone. That's it.
I am kinda a whore to my bank...They do me however they want and pay me twice a week?
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:46 PM   #55
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I would, nothing like forcing a woman to cheat on her husband to put a smile on your face. Especially if I was forking out 3.7 million on it. I would just show up at like odd times and demand it. Like when her family is sitting down to christmas dinner: "get up bitch time to go give me what I paid for and little jenny, santa claus ain't real, grow the fuck up and prostitute yourself like your sweet mom did."

That would constitute ownership. Slavery is forbidden by law.
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:49 PM   #56
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That would constitute ownership. Slavery is forbidden by law.
In this country, I am sure if you have 3.7 million to spend on ugly pootie, you can get her to a country more tolerant of slavery.
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:50 PM   #57
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That would constitute ownership. Slavery is forbidden by law.
Yeah right, My wife owns my ass. If i ever left her it would cost me $$$$. Slavery is a live and well, we just call it marriage nowadays.
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:50 PM   #58
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My price is 8 billion. As long as it doesn't involve my wife or son getting hurt there's not anything I can think of I wouldn't do for 8 billion.
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:00 PM   #59
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why $8B ?
what could you get with that , that $7.5B just would not cut it?

why not shoot for the stars and ask for, idk.... say... Nine BILLION dollars! /drEvil
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:32 PM   #60
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My price is 8 billion. As long as it doesn't involve my wife or son getting hurt there's not anything I can think of I wouldn't do for 8 billion.
So if I paid you 8 billion, i could cut off your arms/legs/wang/tongue/vocal chords (princess bride) and put you on a pole in the middle of times square so everyone could mock you?
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