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Old 09-23-2010, 02:34 PM   #51
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It was a non-event....in on a Friday....mowing the yard Sunday afternoon. And that was 15 years ago.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:42 PM   #52
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I wore all my gear while in Florida. I put up with the heat but I just really started getting over getting needles so jabbing my nuts is a long way away.

Since the wife got fixed I don't need to do it. That means we shouldn't have anymore kids, and as long as I wear a condom with any future baby sitter, maid or friend there shouldn't be any kids there as well. lol

I don't disagree with people getting it done. I just never could bring myself to doing it.

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Best part was the girl in the room (Nurse? Helper? Clerk?) helping the doc.
At the end when I'm getting dressed she says "I'll give you some privacy"
"I don't think we don't we have to worry about privacy" (since you been staring at my bloody junk for the past half hour)
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:32 PM   #53
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had to check this at home to see this, now i wish i hadn't. LOL
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Old 09-25-2010, 02:03 AM   #54
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Why are we still talking aboot ball sacks?
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Old 09-25-2010, 10:31 AM   #55
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Why are we still talking aboot ball sacks?
Cuz the anal rape topic has been beaten to death
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Old 09-25-2010, 10:35 AM   #56
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Cuz the anal rape topic has been beaten to death
beaten to death by swollen ball sacks...
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Old 09-25-2010, 10:36 AM   #57
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Precisely
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Old 06-15-2012, 02:04 PM   #58
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Day 1: Felt weird when they were doing it - could feel the tugging of bits. The spotlight on my junk with the Dr. and nurse staring at it for 10 minutes was weird, too.

Day 2: Not so bad...a little achey. The bags of frozen peas are starting to separate at the seams.

Day 3: No more peas, no more hydrocodone (making me feel like shit).

Day 4: OMG, who stuffed this eggplant between my legs, WTF?!?!

Day 5: Visiting medical sites to make sure my sac isn't going to explode and some little alien isn't going to pop out.

Day 6: Where the fuck did that eggplant go?

Day 7: Looking familiar down there again. Stitches itching like a sunuvabitch.
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Old 06-15-2012, 02:31 PM   #59
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I was fine within 3 days. Very little swelling, plus I went under fully
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Old 06-15-2012, 02:33 PM   #60
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plus I went under fully
Pussy.
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