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Old 07-13-2011, 10:13 PM   #1
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Old 07-14-2011, 04:05 PM   #2
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Old 07-15-2011, 10:06 AM   #3
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i too am so sick of this pussy society where you shouldn't spank your kids.. fuck the whole "time out" thing.. come on over to my house and see how my kids behave.. it's not because i put them on a pedestal or because i give them time outs..
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Old 07-15-2011, 10:17 AM   #4
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Yesterday at Chuy's, we were seated on the patio for lunch. About half way through our lunch this woman stands up with her screaming child as if she was going to leave because screaming child was screaming. Nope, she just stood up and continued her conversation with her table, kid on her hip. I looked over and got her attention. I calmly said, "Excuse me, you realize your child is screaming, right?" She looked annoyed and excused herself [with said child]. Her entire table thanked me. Why the hell wouldn't THEY way something??
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Old 07-15-2011, 02:43 PM   #5
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Some people's filters need adjustment. That's all.
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Old 07-17-2011, 12:45 AM   #6
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Old 07-17-2011, 03:24 AM   #7
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Old 07-17-2011, 01:53 PM   #8
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Make business cards to hand to the children wandering around or give to their parents that state, "You and your child are ruining everyone elses dinner. Please vacate the premise immediately. "
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