04-02-2009, 06:24 PM | #51 |
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there's some funny post in this thread, been a while since I've laughed this much.
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04-02-2009, 06:27 PM | #52 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . .…………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\… Stranger: ty You: NP Stranger: you're very welcome You: who's the fuckhead? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
04-02-2009, 06:43 PM | #53 |
RIP REX
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Welsh? You: so Stranger: Are you welsh? 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You: word You: i hate jews You: trip? Stranger: To where Stranger: jewland? You: screw jewland, hope it burns Stranger: I hear its a shitty theme park Stranger: With a shalamacoaster You: but they have a great bbq i heard Stranger: I have a memorobilia ashtray You: dont drink the water though, and shower at your own risk Stranger: Its bloody massive Stranger: Its too crowded Stranger: not enough food either You: was it still smoking when you got it Stranger: was hungry Stranger: Was a bit warm too You: i heard that was a hot item Stranger: It is Stranger: What did you get? You: a bit of a sun burn Stranger: I got a great pair of striped pyjamas You: jew burgers wernt bad though Stranger: Bit lean Stranger: Not enough meat You: atleast there were well done Stranger: Tasted a bit chemically Stranger: I suspect GM You: the chidrens platter was a bit bony Stranger: Wasnt it just! Stranger: But I went to Arabland Stranger: don't get me started Stranger: It must have been a waterpark from what I saw You: heard it was a bit crowded, but its clearing out this time of the year Stranger: Well everyone had a towel on their head Stranger: must have been swimming park You: too many suicide bombers going off premature Stranger: It disappoints all women You: how do you know they are women? You: damn towel is in the wya You: way Stranger: Don't wanta see any of that Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 11:21 PM | #54 |
Canyon Carver
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best one so far... after countless people disconnecting...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Today, war is to important to be left to politicians they have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Stranger: im not prepared to talk about this Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 11:42 PM | #55 |
Canyon Carver
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Another jem I beat at his own game
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: PENIS You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 11:44 PM | #56 | |
Hold mah beer!
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You: QUEEF!
Stranger: Sniff Stranger: mom? You: no son, it's daddy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 11:51 PM | #57 | |
Hold mah beer!
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You: i slept with the queen of england
Stranger: fuck me fuck me Stranger: FUCK ME You: she gave me a gum job, it was awesome You: i wanted a rimmer, but she said no because of my dingleberries Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 11:53 PM | #58 | |
Hold mah beer!
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You: testicle shitballs
Stranger: have you been waiting all day to say that to someone? Stranger: I'm honored You: nah You: 5 mns or so Stranger: still... really, thanks. You: i just told some dude about trying to get a rimmer from the queen of england You: but she said no because of my dingleberries Stranger: refreshing You: yeah, i need some cleansing wipes Stranger: well, this has been enlightening Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 11:54 PM | #59 |
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Try song lyrics:
You: hi! Stranger: hy Stranger: hey You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair Stranger: no You: Flame up the herb |
04-02-2009, 11:57 PM | #60 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair You: Flame up the herb You: Woof down the beer Stranger: your fluffy chair? You: I'm your video DJ I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go You: My job is to help destroy What's left of your imagination By feeding you endless doses Of sugar-coated mindless garbage You: So don't create Be sedate Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial If we have our way even you will believe This is the future of rock and roll You: How far will you go How low will you stoop To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill You: You've turned rock and roll rebellion Into Pat Boone sedation Making sure nothing's left to the imagination Stranger: dead kennedys so boring Stranger: derivative crap You: M.T.V. Get off the air You have disconnected. |
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