So glad she posted a full body pic

[Particle Man]

this thread =

thanks, I needed the laugh.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Dave

ive mastered the art of meeting girls by not trying. I actually met tl at a party at my house.

Met mine while she was working at Walgreens. Every time I went in there she would try to talk to me about bikes and whatnot. I ran into her at a bar, she was tipsy and literally jumped into my lap!!!

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Dave

dude the pep boys in philly on columbus is always overloaded with hottie goodness

Advance Auto here has nothing but smoking hot college girls working on the commercial side!!! A couple of the girls on the retail side aren't bad either!

[MILK]

This thread is funny!!

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Yea, it's pretty bleak out that way my brother!!! I don't know your age range either...I saw a couple 19 year olds but I figured that you were too noble and upstanding for that kind of play. (psst if I see anymore, I'll pm them to you...) Hell, there was an 18 year old that was listed as looking from 25-41 and mentioned in her profile that she was tired of boys and was looking for a man! Hahahahaha!!! Like I said, the likelihood of you finding someone worthwhile is slim but I did meet a decent looking girl (Lil' Miss N.C. when she was 9) on PoF back when I first moved here. She's pretty cool and we're still friends. I'll keep looking...

Yeah, it's extremely bleak out here. If a hot little 18 or 19 year old was hitting on me, I would take the opportunity. However, I'm not going to go looking for them (been there, too childish). I've had my days of fun and I'm really looking to just settle in with the right one, if she's out there. But I'm thinking my chances are pretty slim to meet an attractive woman in this town, whether online, or in public. From the ads online, you can see there isn't much worthwhile around here.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Yeah, it's extremely bleak out here. If a hot little 18 or 19 year old was hitting on me, I would take the opportunity. However, I'm not going to go looking for them (been there, too childish). I've had my days of fun and I'm really looking to just settle in with the right one, if she's out there. But I'm thinking my chances are pretty slim to meet an attractive woman in this town, whether online, or in public. From the ads online, you can see there isn't much worthwhile around here.

Yeah not many (single)hot chicks in town here either. Must be a mid west thing. All the hotties move to SoCal.

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Rider

Yeah not many (single)hot chicks in town here either. Must be a mid west thing. All the hotties move to SoCal.

We do get some hotties coming through for college, but none of them hang around long after school.

Hell, even the strippers in this town aren't that great.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

We do get some hotties coming through for college, but none of them hang around long after school.

Hell, even the strippers in this town aren't that great.

Yeah most of the strippers here are what I call 50 footers. Good from far, far from good.

[karl_1052]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

I did meet a decent looking girl (Lil' Miss N.C. when she was 9) on PoF

How old were you? 35?

Originally Posted by TIGGER

here's one now... every pick she has her tongue hanging out waiting for your seed!!!! Just don't get it in her eyes...

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=15984110

Fuck that! Her arms are bigger than Arnolds. She is an iceberg*.

*Iceberg - (def) When what you see is only 1% of what's hiding below the surface.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by karl_1052

How old were you? 35?




Fuck that! Her arms are bigger than Arnolds. She is an iceberg*.

*Iceberg - (def) When what you see is only 1% of what's hiding below the surface.

Hardy, har, har!!! Anyway, her Mom was one of those freaks that dragged their daughters to beauty pageants every weekend. She was a bit messed up in the head to say the least...