Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers? - Page 6

zed · 04-02-2009, 05:24 PM

there's some funny post in this thread, been a while since I've laughed this much.

zed · 04-02-2009, 05:27 PM

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: ty
You: NP
Stranger: you're very welcome

You: who's the fuckhead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dReWpY · 04-02-2009, 05:43 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welsh?
You: so
Stranger: Are you welsh?
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You: ho
You: no
Stranger: Good
Stranger: I fucking hate the welsh
Stranger: asl?
You: word
You: i hate jews
You: trip?
Stranger: To where
Stranger: jewland?
You: screw jewland, hope it burns
Stranger: I hear its a shitty theme park
Stranger: With a shalamacoaster
You: but they have a great bbq i heard
Stranger: I have a memorobilia ashtray
You: dont drink the water though, and shower at your own risk
Stranger: Its bloody massive
Stranger: Its too crowded
Stranger: not enough food either
You: was it still smoking when you got it
Stranger: was hungry
Stranger: Was a bit warm too
You: i heard that was a hot item
Stranger: It is
Stranger: What did you get?
You: a bit of a sun burn
Stranger: I got a great pair of striped pyjamas
You: jew burgers wernt bad though
Stranger: Bit lean
Stranger: Not enough meat
You: atleast there were well done
Stranger: Tasted a bit chemically
Stranger: I suspect GM
You: the chidrens platter was a bit bony
Stranger: Wasnt it just!
Stranger: But I went to Arabland
Stranger: don't get me started
Stranger: It must have been a waterpark from what I saw
You: heard it was a bit crowded, but its clearing out this time of the year
Stranger: Well everyone had a towel on their head
Stranger: must have been swimming park
You: too many suicide bombers going off premature
Stranger: It disappoints all women
You: how do you know they are women?
You: damn towel is in the wya
You: way
Stranger: Don't wanta see any of that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dova80 · 04-02-2009, 10:21 PM

best one so far... after countless people disconnecting...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Today, war is to important to be left to politicians they have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Stranger: im not prepared to talk about this

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dova80 · 04-02-2009, 10:42 PM

Another jem I beat at his own game

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: PENIS

You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 10:44 PM

You: QUEEF!
Stranger: Sniff
Stranger: mom?
You: no son, it's daddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 10:51 PM

You: i slept with the queen of england
Stranger: fuck me fuck me
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: she gave me a gum job, it was awesome
You: i wanted a rimmer, but she said no because of my dingleberries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 10:53 PM

You: testicle shitballs
Stranger: have you been waiting all day to say that to someone?
Stranger: I'm honored
You: nah
You: 5 mns or so
Stranger: still... really, thanks.
You: i just told some dude about trying to get a rimmer from the queen of england
You: but she said no because of my dingleberries
Stranger: refreshing
You: yeah, i need some cleansing wipes
Stranger: well, this has been enlightening
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jtemple · 04-02-2009, 10:54 PM

Try song lyrics:

You: hi!
Stranger: hy
Stranger: hey
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Stranger: no
You: Flame up the herb

jtemple · 04-02-2009, 10:57 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
You: Flame up the herb
You: Woof down the beer
Stranger: your fluffy chair?
You: I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
You: My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage
You: So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll
You: How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill
You: You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
Stranger: dead kennedys so boring
Stranger: derivative crap
You: M.T.V. Get off the air
You have disconnected.

04-02-2009, 10:21 PM	#54
Dova80 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: MV Agusta Posts: 320	best one so far... after countless people disconnecting... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Today, war is to important to be left to politicians they have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Stranger: im not prepared to talk about this Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ I do not avoid women...but I do deny them my essence. We can make assumptions all day, and you know what they say about assuming. It means you're a fucking moron.

04-02-2009, 10:42 PM	#55
Dova80 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: MV Agusta Posts: 320	Another jem I beat at his own game You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: PENIS You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ I do not avoid women...but I do deny them my essence. We can make assumptions all day, and you know what they say about assuming. It means you're a fucking moron.

04-02-2009, 05:24 PM	#51
zed yellow don't corner well Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kansas City, KS Moto: 06 ZX10R Posts: 1,243	there's some funny post in this thread, been a while since I've laughed this much.

04-02-2009, 05:27 PM	#52
zed yellow don't corner well Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kansas City, KS Moto: 06 ZX10R Posts: 1,243	Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . .…………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\… Stranger: ty You: NP Stranger: you're very welcome You: who's the fuckhead? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

04-02-2009, 10:54 PM	#59
jtemple Geek Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630 Posts: 1,437	Try song lyrics: You: hi! Stranger: hy Stranger: hey You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair Stranger: no You: Flame up the herb

04-02-2009, 10:57 PM	#60
jtemple Geek Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630 Posts: 1,437	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair You: Flame up the herb You: Woof down the beer Stranger: your fluffy chair? You: I'm your video DJ I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go You: My job is to help destroy What's left of your imagination By feeding you endless doses Of sugar-coated mindless garbage You: So don't create Be sedate Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial If we have our way even you will believe This is the future of rock and roll You: How far will you go How low will you stoop To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill You: You've turned rock and roll rebellion Into Pat Boone sedation Making sure nothing's left to the imagination Stranger: dead kennedys so boring Stranger: derivative crap You: M.T.V. Get off the air You have disconnected.