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Old 12-12-2010, 01:50 AM   #41
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Vladimir harkonnen had it right, heart plugs you said what?! To who?! Yoink!
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:51 PM   #42
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Definitely Salvia based on my experience. It used to be a "legal high" sold at head shops. Now a schedule I substance in the same legal category as acid. A friend suggested I try it... it comes in varying degrees of strength 5x-60x+ which means it's an extract equivalent to that amount in the same weight 1g 5x= 5g normal leaf. I tried 20x my first time, one bong hit knocked me on my fucking ass. I'm no lightweight when it comes to trying things of this nature and that stuff is no joke. I was amazed at the legal status at the time. She's probably scared and using laughter to hide it. Youtube that shizzle, some crazy vids on there. See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1HuiaFgWeI
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Old 12-12-2010, 11:10 PM   #43
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Definitely Salvia based on my experience. It used to be a "legal high" sold at head shops. Now a schedule I substance in the same legal category as acid. A friend suggested I try it... it comes in varying degrees of strength 5x-60x+ which means it's an extract equivalent to that amount in the same weight 1g 5x= 5g normal leaf. I tried 20x my first time, one bong hit knocked me on my fucking ass. I'm no lightweight when it comes to trying things of this nature and that stuff is no joke. I was amazed at the legal status at the time. She's probably scared and using laughter to hide it. Youtube that shizzle, some crazy vids on there. See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1HuiaFgWeI
I tried that shit once. When it was legal. We took it pretty serious cause I had never done a drug before. I played baseball my first year of college so I couldnt risk anything illegal. We had a vial of 30x and 60x. I did a bowl with mostly 30x and a sprinkling of 60x. I got the usual effects. I got really hot, just like they asked the guy in the video. We were in a room of no more than 10x10. All of the sudden the room got super big. The guy whos apt we were at was into painting and drawling. I ended up seeing Frylock in one of his drawings on the wall. Then 8 minutes later... i was down. Then that guy went next, a real lightweight, packed a bowl with all 60x. He took 2 hits and then went falling through fucking universes. Seriously, dude was falling. We were all laughing at him, then all of the sudden out of nowhere he jumped up stiff and screamed bloody murder. We found out later that he saw a polar bear come crashing through his apartment wall.
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Old 12-12-2010, 11:22 PM   #44
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hahahahahahahaha. that is spme serious shit.
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Old 12-13-2010, 02:17 AM   #45
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Ur guys stories are funny as f
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:52 AM   #46
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Is it bad to want to look up and see Miley smoking a joint while she rides me and Kim Kardashian sits over my face and licks Miley's breasticles??

If it is I suppose I am a bad man...
No way in hell would my mouth go near kim kardashian. fuck that shit.
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:08 AM   #47
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:40 AM   #48
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Are you calling me gay or agreeing with me? I'm confused. LOL
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Old 12-13-2010, 01:49 PM   #49
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No way in hell would my mouth go near kim kardashian. fuck that shit.
This.

Even if she had clean bloodwork, and the papers to prove it.
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