Question for the golfers - Page 5

marko138 · 12-04-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

We played a round of beer ball at the end of the summer. You had to drink a beer for every stroke you were down at the end of a hole, by the end of your next hole.

None of us made it past the 7th green.

Awesome.

Apoc · 12-04-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Awesome.

Ya, try and putt from 25' loaded drunk.

Rider · 12-04-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Ya, try and putt from 25' loaded drunk.

I'm usually doing that by the 4th hole.

marko138 · 12-04-2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Ya, try and putt from 25' loaded drunk.

I can barely putt from 25' sober. Drunk might improve the odds.

Rider · 12-04-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

I can barely putt from 25' sober. Drunk might improve the odds.

Look, there's 4 holes, increases your chances by 400%

Apoc · 12-04-2009, 04:41 PM

Plus, the golf course is the only place its acceptable to drink and drive! Drunk cart races ftw!

marko138 · 12-04-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Plus, the golf course is the only place its acceptable to drink and drive! Drunk cart races ftw!

I nearly killed myself in college ramping some big ass hill during drunk golf cart driving.

Apoc · 12-04-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

I nearly killed myself in college ramping some big ass hill during drunk golf cart driving.

I saw a retired woman and her daughter almost drown themselves with one this summer

Dunno what the fuck they were doing, but they drove straight into a pond! The guy that got to them first had to dive in and cut the seatbelt off the old woman.

My only question was, why the hell were they wearing seatbelts?

marko138 · 12-04-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

I saw a retired woman and her daughter almost drown themselves with one this summer

Dunno what the fuck they were doing, but they drove straight into a pond! The guy that got to them first had to dive in and cut the seatbelt off the old woman.

My only question was, why the hell were they wearing seatbelts?

Well, I did this on purpose. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Rangerscott · 12-04-2009, 07:13 PM

I got a whole set of Dunlops with stand up bag marked down to $175 at Walmart. I know they're "crap" but I can hit with them and the ball goes forward. Done.

There was even a sand wedge in there that wasn't pose to be but hell, the clerk didnt know. LOL

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Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I got a whole set of Dunlops with stand up bag marked down to $175 at Walmart. I know they're "crap" but I can hit with them and the ball goes forward. Done. There was even a sand wedge in there that wasn't pose to be but hell, the clerk didnt know. LOL