What Kind Of Cologne Do you Wear?

[OneSickPsycho]

Curve
Curve Crush
Coolwater
Adidas
Polo
Polo Sport
Obsession
Hugo Boss
Boss (by Hugo Boss)

... or anything else a girl buys for me... I don't think in my adult life that I've ever purchased cologne... I just date women with zero imagination who seem to want to change the way I smell.

Personally, I like the Axe stuff... I sometimes buy the combo kits with deoderant, body wash, and body spray... Layers work wonders...

[Mr Lefty]

Bruit... that's right... I'm after all your mom's

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I just date women with zero imagination who seem to want to change the way I smell.

tell 'em to just buy you some soap if they want to change the way you smell. More subtle change.

[ericr]

I mostly wear some flavor of Axe through the week, have some Drakkar Noir for going out. Haven't worn Polo for 10 yrs probably.

On the ladies I like most anything that doesn't smell too flowery.

[Dnyce]

one chick bought me ultraviolet by paco rabanne, and another one got me sexual by michel germain. smells ok to me, and they like it, so whatever.

ralph lauren or polo or whatever was cool, but i ran outta that long time ago. it was the 1st one i personally bought, and it was just cuz the bottle was cool, looked like a expensive liquor bottle. i was 16

usually i just use axe or old spice deo, whichever has a funnier name when i'm at the store, cuz as long as i dont stink, i dont really care

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Old Spice.

It has a ship on the bottle, and everybody knows women love guys with boats.

JC

Besides,it was invented just outside Bethlehem the year you were born. I think one of the Wise men spilled some Frankincense in the Muir,along with some camel spit...voila! Old Spice cologne was born!!!

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Corey

I feel sorry for them. The one I go to is filled with older ladies dressed up in that supposed-to-be-professional-but-it's-still-just-a-jacket-with-huge-shoulder-pads generic outfit with two departments worth of makeup and a daily marinade of awful perfume seeping into their leathery over tanned suitcase skin. And you can tell the moderately hot ones who work over in makeup look down their noses at these battle axes because they throw some nasty looks their way whenever some lady trying to get some new perfume to go with the fuck ton of overpriced makeup asks them to point them in the direction of the perfume counter.

But they can at least hold their heads up high that they're not the completely embittered hatchet wounds that operate the watch counter. Talk about bitter fucking people. Perhaps it's having to pull out ten of the same style watch so that Captain Arm Fat can tell if the Fossil watch looks dignified, or if it just squeezes the lard between the links.

the stories in my head are probably better than their real lives

DUDE! Do you live in Daytona? Because you have exactly described the Macy's there!!!

[Amber Lamps]

Oh and I used to where Drakar and now I wear Hugo. I should probably change but who really cares?

[Corey]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

DUDE! Do you live in Daytona? Because you have exactly described the Macy's there!!!

Way further south. Little south of Lauderdale, a little north of Miami. It's the same sad situation.

I've seen Axe listed here, but I can't do it. It smells metallic to me and bothers my nose. Even their body washes have a baby powder/powdered aluminum smell to them.

[Dragonpaco]

old spice after hours deoderant, mix with a little gasoline and put in a blender for 20 minutes on the puree setting