Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers? - Page 5

derf · 04-01-2009, 11:39 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gello
You: hey
Stranger: horses
You: they have shoes
Stranger: not all
You: no but I've never seen one without
Stranger: I guess you hang with the wrong crowd
You: well ive never really seen a horse before
Stranger: I was horse once
You: congratulations, I probably rode you once then
Stranger: So, you are a face rider?
You: only on sundays, the rest of the week i ride Hanibal, sometimes Mr T, but I save Face for sundays
Stranger: Ha!
Stranger: I tried to save Face once, he didn't make it
You: so where in the world is carmen sandiego?
You: how bout just you?
Stranger: Chicago, you?
You: NJ
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Stranger: Where in Jersey
You: Right in the middle
You: literally
Stranger: Near Princeton?
You: about 15 minutes away
Stranger: Ever been to Maplewood?
You: Probably not
Stranger: I grew up there
You: ahhhh nice
Stranger: Near Newark
You: upire name wouldnt be arthur would it?
Stranger: No, Ken, and you?
You: Derf
Stranger: Seriously?
You: I know an Arthur that grew up in N NJ and moved to Chicago
You: yeh seriously
Stranger: Your parents were cruel
You: its a Dutch name
Stranger: Well, I guess it beats shithead
You: shithead would suck, crappy poopy face would be worse
Stranger: That would be bad
You: yes it would be

Cass · 04-01-2009, 11:42 PM

Stranger: brasil?
You: hot women
Stranger: err i have to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Derf... that's some funny shit, i mean poopy.

t-homo · 04-02-2009, 12:06 AM

derf, fucking hilarious that you posted that picture right in the middle but kept talking like nothing happened.

Sixxxxer · 04-02-2009, 04:56 AM

Lol...Glad to see you guys are having fun with it...And I to tried to find Trip...I started posting Honda? And one guy actually wrote back Yamaha...Then he turned into a Faggot.

askmrjesus · 04-02-2009, 06:06 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: he
You: Hi, I'm jesus
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I WISH I HAD MURDERED YOU INSTEAD !
You: what's up down there?
Stranger: drinking goats blood/using it to masturbate
You: Jew bastard
Stranger: go hows it up in the clouds
You: cloudy
Stranger: o that sucks man
Stranger: cant ur dad
Stranger: change that shit
You: no rain though
You: he's on vaction
Stranger: o
You: twf?
Stranger: you should murder him in his sleep
Stranger: wat?
You: bastard never sleeps
Stranger: murder him in broad day then
Stranger: simple
You: Isee
You: why you merder him?
Stranger: cuz he ruined my life
Stranger: my car got repo'd
Stranger: his ass is mine
Stranger: and the world is going with me
Stranger: after him
You: pay your bills next time
Stranger: it's you
You: slacker
Stranger: still paying off for the time at lucky ladies'
Stranger: :-/
You: they charge by the minute?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i gotta hit the sack so i can die rested tomorrw good nite

JC

Archren · 04-02-2009, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: he
You: Hi, I'm jesus
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I WISH I HAD MURDERED YOU INSTEAD !
You: what's up down there?
Stranger: drinking goats blood/using it to masturbate
You: Jew bastard
Stranger: go hows it up in the clouds
You: cloudy
Stranger: o that sucks man
Stranger: cant ur dad
Stranger: change that shit
You: no rain though
You: he's on vaction
Stranger: o
You: twf?
Stranger: you should murder him in his sleep
Stranger: wat?
You: bastard never sleeps
Stranger: murder him in broad day then
Stranger: simple
You: Isee
You: why you merder him?
Stranger: cuz he ruined my life
Stranger: my car got repo'd
Stranger: his ass is mine
Stranger: and the world is going with me
Stranger: after him
You: pay your bills next time
Stranger: it's you
You: slacker
Stranger: still paying off for the time at lucky ladies'
Stranger: :-/
You: they charge by the minute?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i gotta hit the sack so i can die rested tomorrw good nite

JC

Dave · 04-02-2009, 09:18 AM

i tried putting on my robe and wizard hat but the other guy wasnt into it

derf · 04-02-2009, 03:39 PM

start off your conversation with this

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Rider · 04-02-2009, 03:44 PM

You guys have way too much fucking time on your hands...

the chi · 04-02-2009, 04:29 PM

I gotta say tho, as inane as this stuff is, damn its funny!

04-01-2009, 11:39 PM	#41
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: gello You: hey Stranger: horses You: they have shoes Stranger: not all You: no but I've never seen one without Stranger: I guess you hang with the wrong crowd You: well ive never really seen a horse before Stranger: I was horse once You: congratulations, I probably rode you once then Stranger: So, you are a face rider? You: only on sundays, the rest of the week i ride Hanibal, sometimes Mr T, but I save Face for sundays Stranger: Ha! Stranger: I tried to save Face once, he didn't make it You: so where in the world is carmen sandiego? You: how bout just you? Stranger: Chicago, you? You: NJ You: ..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_ .................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-, .................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::\|', .................................................. .............................\|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':} .................................................. .............................'\|:::::\|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................\|:::::\|: : :-~~---: : : -----: \| .................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................'''~-,\|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA .................................................. .................................\|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP! .................................................. ............................,-''\':\: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-' .................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;\:''-,: : : :'~---~''/\| .................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;\: :\: : :____/: :',__ .................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:\|:::::::\|. . \|;;;;''-,__ ................................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;\. . .''\|::::::::\|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-, ................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\|;;;;;;;;;;;\. . .\:::::,'. ./\|;;;;;;;;;;;;;\| .............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __\|. . .\|;;;;;;;;;,';;\| ...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; \. . \|:::\|. . .'',;;;;;;;;\|;;/ ........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;; ;;;\. .\|:::\|. . . \|;;;;;;;;\|/ ......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;\|. .\:/. . . .\|;;;;;;;;\| ......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: \|;\|. . . . \;;;;;;;\| ....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;\|.\|;\|. . . . .\|;;;;;;;\| ................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;\| \|:\|. . . . \|\;;;;;;;\| ...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;\| \|:\|. . . .'\|;;',;;;;;\| ..............................\|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;\| \|:\|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;\|_ ............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\|;;; ;\|.\|:\|. . .\|;;;;;;;\|;;;;\|''''~-, ............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;\| \|:\|. . ./;;;;;;;;\|;;;\|;;;;;;\|-,,__ ........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...\|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;\| \|:\|._,-';;;;;;;;;\|;;;;\|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_ ......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;\|.\|:\|::::'''~--~'''\|\|;;;;;\|;;;;;;;;;;,-~''''~--, ......................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'....../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;\|.\|:\|::::::::::::::\|;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;''-,: : : : : :'''~-,:'''~~--, ...................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'......,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;\|:\|:\|::::::::::::::',;;;;;;\|_''''~--,,-~---,,___,-~~'''__''~-\ ..................,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'......../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;\|:\|:\|:::::::::::::::\|;;;;;;\|.................. ...''-,\_''-,''-,''~ ................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;\|:\|:\|:::::::::::::::\|;;;;;\|................ .............._''' Stranger: Where in Jersey You: Right in the middle You: literally Stranger: Near Princeton? You: about 15 minutes away Stranger: Ever been to Maplewood? You: Probably not Stranger: I grew up there You: ahhhh nice Stranger: Near Newark You: upire name wouldnt be arthur would it? Stranger: No, Ken, and you? You: Derf Stranger: Seriously? You: I know an Arthur that grew up in N NJ and moved to Chicago You: yeh seriously Stranger: Your parents were cruel You: its a Dutch name Stranger: Well, I guess it beats shithead You: shithead would suck, crappy poopy face would be worse Stranger: That would be bad You: yes it would be __________________

04-01-2009, 11:42 PM	#42
Cass Cassolicious! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: SV Posts: 1,377	Stranger: brasil? You: hot women Stranger: err i have to go Your conversational partner has disconnected. Derf... that's some funny shit, i mean poopy. __________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

04-02-2009, 04:56 AM	#44
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Lol...Glad to see you guys are having fun with it...And I to tried to find Trip...I started posting Honda? And one guy actually wrote back Yamaha...Then he turned into a Faggot. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

04-02-2009, 06:06 AM	#45
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: he You: Hi, I'm jesus Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: I WISH I HAD MURDERED YOU INSTEAD ! You: what's up down there? Stranger: drinking goats blood/using it to masturbate You: Jew bastard Stranger: go hows it up in the clouds You: cloudy Stranger: o that sucks man Stranger: cant ur dad Stranger: change that shit You: no rain though You: he's on vaction Stranger: o You: twf? Stranger: you should murder him in his sleep Stranger: wat? You: bastard never sleeps Stranger: murder him in broad day then Stranger: simple You: Isee You: why you merder him? Stranger: cuz he ruined my life Stranger: my car got repo'd Stranger: his ass is mine Stranger: and the world is going with me Stranger: after him You: pay your bills next time Stranger: it's you You: slacker Stranger: still paying off for the time at lucky ladies' Stranger: :-/ You: they charge by the minute? Stranger: ya Stranger: i gotta hit the sack so i can die rested tomorrw good nite JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

04-02-2009, 03:39 PM	#48
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	start off your conversation with this . .…………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\… __________________

04-02-2009, 12:06 AM	#43
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	derf, fucking hilarious that you posted that picture right in the middle but kept talking like nothing happened.

04-02-2009, 09:18 AM	#47
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	i tried putting on my robe and wizard hat but the other guy wasnt into it

04-02-2009, 03:44 PM	#49
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	You guys have way too much fucking time on your hands...